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Re: Ascaris In 2020!....... Watch This Ascari Guy!.... Ethiopia Is well So He Is LIke:

Post by Fed_Up » 20 Dec 2019, 03:08

ወሽዬ,

Prostitution is a trade mark of starvin Marvin. If you don’t believe me ask Americans which state or city is the HIV prevalence is found in chronic stage ?
ኤድሳም ... ዘረ አሰዳቢ ...

ረሃብ ኤድስ ድንቁርና.....መለያሽ መለዬሽ .... ዘራፍ ወንዱ ... ባለ ጣውላ ቂጡ.....

Phone Call

Three men want make phone call from Hell to remind to their relatives about its harsh conditions Their Nationalities were American, Italian and Ethiopian. So they decide to go to Devil who is the boss. So the American made a call and the Devil made him to pay 100 USD, then an Italian made a call and the Devil made him to pay 10 Euros on fact that Italy is less developed than that of USA. LASTLY an Ethiopian made a call and the Devil made him to pay a cent Both the American and Italian complain as it is not fair and the devil responded to them "The Ethiopian call was a local call whereas your was an International call"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

present wrote:
20 Dec 2019, 01:03
Cockroach,


The news is there are being more and more Ascari prositutes all over Ethiopia. It runs in your blood so the moment they get to Addis they think about selling thier nasty puzz'y :lol:

You being sleeping on the floor and being frustrated is not helping

Ascari cockroach

Zmeselo wrote:
20 Dec 2019, 00:51

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Re: Ascaris In 2020!....... Watch This Ascari Guy!.... Ethiopia Is well So He Is LIke:

Post by Fed_Up » 20 Dec 2019, 03:12

This is so true :lol: :lol: :lol: puzzinet come and defend your starvin Marvin little arse. :mrgreen:


Q: How do you kill 50 flys instantly?
A: Hit a Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.

Q: What's the fastest animal in the world?
A: The Ethiopian chicken.

Q: How does every Ethiopian joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Ethopian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Ethopian beauty contest? A: Me neither.

Q: What was the score between USA and Ethiopia in soccer?
A: USA 8 ... Ethiopia Didn't!

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ethopia?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. :lol:

Q: How do you get from city to city in Ethiopia?
A: Sit on an Ethiopians back and dangle a biscuit in front of them.

Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a sesame sead bun on his head?
A: A quarter pounder

Q: What is the fastest animal in the world?
A: Anything when it's passing through ethiopia.

Q: What do you call a Ethiopian family portrait?
A: A bar code.

Q: Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they.

Q: What's it called when 50 Ethiopians stand on a log?
A: A comb.

Q: What do you call a 65 pound ethiopian?
A: A cannibal

Q: How do Ethiopians camouflage themselves?
A: They stand sideways.

Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a bag of rice?
A: Set for life

Q: What do Ethiopian children do for fun?
A: Draw pictures of food. A nuclear bomb was accidentally detonated in Ethiopia today, 3 people died and 4 million ran to eat the mushroom

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Re: Ascaris In 2020!....... Watch This Ascari Guy!.... Ethiopia Is well So He Is LIke:

Post by Fed_Up » 20 Dec 2019, 03:23

This one is hilarious..... Don’t laugh hard

Q: What’s the best thing about an Ethiopian [deleted]?

A: You know she will swallow.

:lol: :lol:


Q: Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

A: Because it was going through a mid life crisis.

:lol: :lol: Moite moite


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Re: Ascaris In 2020!....... Watch This Ascari Guy!.... Ethiopia Is well So He Is LIke:

Post by Fed_Up » 20 Dec 2019, 03:38

Q: Why don't Ethiopians ever take medicine?

A: The package says, "take in after eating".

:lol: :lol: Moite moite


Q:What do you call an Ethiopian taking a sh!t?

A: ‘Fucking show off’.

:lol: :P

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Re: Ascaris In 2020!....... Watch This Ascari Guy!.... Ethiopia Is well So He Is LIke:

Post by Andertan » 20 Dec 2019, 03:42

Kidneyless fed up all your cursed villages are empty. You stinky gematam eriteean women are leaving your men at extreme rates. Watch this eriteean tigrigna leflifgna dírty tongue speaking [deleted] burn you Eritreans shimaalgy men alive :lol: :lol: :lol:



Your women are cüm dumps for white men and mandingo

Eritrean Women sucks white [deleted] kkkk

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php? ... 2c39a1742a

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Re: Ascaris In 2020!....... Watch This Ascari Guy!.... Ethiopia Is well So He Is LIke:

Post by Fed_Up » 20 Dec 2019, 03:45

Q:What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A:A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Ascaris In 2020!....... Watch This Ascari Guy!.... Ethiopia Is well So He Is LIke:

Post by Fed_Up » 20 Dec 2019, 03:47

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian squatting to take a sh!t?

A: A bragging son of a b!tch.

:mrgreen:


Andertan wrote:
20 Dec 2019, 03:42
Kidneyless fed up all your cursed villages are empty. You stinky gematam eriteean women are leaving your men at extreme rates. Watch this eriteean tigrigna leflifgna dírty tongue speaking [deleted] burn you Eritreans shimaalgy men alive :lol: :lol: :lol:



Your women are cüm dumps for white men and mandingo

Eritrean Women sucks white [deleted] kkkk

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php? ... 2c39a1742a


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Re: Ascaris In 2020!....... Watch This Ascari Guy!.... Ethiopia Is well So He Is LIke:

Post by Fed_Up » 20 Dec 2019, 03:50

Puzzinet join me on this laugh adventure

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian walking a dog?

A: A vegetarian.

:lol: :lol: moite oh lord

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Re: Ascaris In 2020!....... Watch This Ascari Guy!.... Ethiopia Is well So He Is LIke:

Post by Fed_Up » 20 Dec 2019, 03:53

How true!!

Q: I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning...

A: It didn't taste very rich.

:lol:

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Re: Ascaris In 2020!....... Watch This Ascari Guy!.... Ethiopia Is well So He Is LIke:

Post by Fed_Up » 20 Dec 2019, 10:23

Certified starvin Marvin puzzinet ወሽዬ,

መዋሸት መችም የዘርሽ ነው .... now let’s play hehehehehe

Q: What’s the difference between America and Ethiopia

A: There’s Ethiopian food in America


:lol: :lol: :lol: Moite moite

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Re: Ascaris In 2020!....... Watch This Ascari Guy!.... Ethiopia Is well So He Is LIke:

Post by Fed_Up » 20 Dec 2019, 21:56

ወሺዬ puzzinet the tiny brain Starvin Marvin,

You brought family guy to do what....

Well here what family guy think your miserable sh!thole existence..

:lol: :lol: :lol:


የታባቴ ሄጄ ልፈነዳዳ እለች ያቺ አሮጊት ፍንዳታ አልማዜዋ... ይት ግባች ግን ያች ቅባታም? :lol:

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Re: Ascaris In 2020!....... Watch This Ascari Guy!.... Ethiopia Is well So He Is LIke:

Post by Zmeselo » 20 Dec 2019, 22:23

Dr Abyi & his govt represent Ethiopia, & they love us very much! :mrgreen:
present wrote:
20 Dec 2019, 15:54
The question is why are ascaris so hatful towards Ethiopians

It's easy- jealousy!! :lol:


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