My Dear Brothers and Sisters of Ethiopian Heritage!
After more than 3.2 million years our great, great, infinitive great grandma Lucy has come back. This time she will not spend too much with us on this good earth. It took her so long because she has been very busy tending to her more than 8.2 billion children scattered all over this globe. She is preparing herself to travel into space with her Super Mensa peerless genius great-great grand daughter Space Engineer Emebet Mehabaw. Lucy was the first Ethiopian to walk on earth and our daughter/sister Astronaut Emebet Mehabaw will be the first Ethiopian to go into space on special mission in 2029. That is a mere 4 years from now. It is in my daily prayer that I will still be around to see our daughter waving the flag of the old country along with that of her generous adapted country. I will then sing from top of my lung my old time Fred's super hit favorite that goes:
Lucy in space,
That is where you are!
Lucy in space,
That is where you are!
Lucy in space,
That is where you are!
A circus of delights, yeah, yeah
Well, that's what you are
You made us all proud!!!
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Re: Dear Lucy! What Took You So Long?
Our daughter Astronaut Emebet bint Mehabaw is not alone in the neighborhood of Ethiopian born women scientists. She is the company of other certified and deified daughters of that gem of the colored called Ethiopia. Peerless geniuses such as:
Betelhem bint Dessie, Abeba bint Birhane, Rediet bint Abebe and Sara bint Menker are right there straightening out every possible algorithm in AI. You toss the other Ethiopian born super genius Timnit bint Gebru in there, it would be impossible to find out what they can't do in their fields. Let me put it this way for all of you misogynists out there. These peerless geniuses can tell what you are thinking now. No, no, my mistake. They can tell exactly what you gonna think one year even ten years from now. No. no. that is not far enough. They can tell what your numb brain is gonna think 50, 100 years from now. I gave up!!!
Betelhem bint Dessie, Abeba bint Birhane, Rediet bint Abebe and Sara bint Menker are right there straightening out every possible algorithm in AI. You toss the other Ethiopian born super genius Timnit bint Gebru in there, it would be impossible to find out what they can't do in their fields. Let me put it this way for all of you misogynists out there. These peerless geniuses can tell what you are thinking now. No, no, my mistake. They can tell exactly what you gonna think one year even ten years from now. No. no. that is not far enough. They can tell what your numb brain is gonna think 50, 100 years from now. I gave up!!!
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Re: Dear Lucy! What Took You So Long?
I just returned from Al-Qahirah after consoling el-Sisi. He was totally despondent after Brother Ruto of Kenya told him to take a hike. Poor el-Sisi tried to admonish Ruto for attending the ceremonial gathering at GERD Dam and Ruto told him to buzz off. He topped that off by signing a 2nd military cooperation agreement with Ethiopia. That is his way of saying 'hayeelikethat?' The 1st such military agreement was signed 62 years ago in 1963. Poor boy Sisi has been crying rivers the entire week. Uganda, Tanzania, Rwanda and DR of Congo could be next. Brother President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud of Somalia just told el-Sisi that Somalia will never allow him to use it's territory to wage war against Ethiopia. Poor Caucasian-wannabe el-Sisi!!!
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Re: Dear Lucy! What Took You So Long?
It was reported that my longtime homeboy from Piccola Roma Osman Saleh, and President Trump's advisor Massad Fares Boulos had an on the side meeting in New York. The main topic on the agenda during this meeting was to finalize the deal where USA will buy the latest version of TM model tanks and SF-Hyper-Sonic multipurpose fighter jets from Eritrea. In the deal they signed last Monday in New York, USA will buy 125 billion in US dollars worth of military fighter jets and tanks from Eritrea. I got the copy of the deal right here in my folder. I’m gonna post the copy on my website for a smidgen fee of $650.00 for each eyeballing.
Btw, I had asked my longtime homeboys Yemane and Al-Toweel Isu what the prefix letters TM and SF stand for. What they told me is so ingenious. TM stands to tell the Eritrean made tank excels both the latest Russian T-model and the latest US M1 Abrams tanks by 2 millenniums. The SF tells the Eritrean invented fighter jest is centuries ahead of the latest models of both Russia’s SU and USA’s F35 fighter jets. Hey Ethiopia! You’re toast, gone and goodbye!!!! Just like my homie Al-Toweel told you a million times, you are a product of a myth and a distorted country with distorted people anyway. You are not worth around!!!
They also inked the deal where the US will allow Eritrea to export its No.1 ranked electric car in the world to the US market tariff free for the next 20 years.
Oops, almost forgot about this one. The other issue they discussed was about the money owed to Eritrea by Ethiopia. Ethiopia has been on the hook with 250 billion in US dollars it owes Eritrea for invading Eritrea at Keren in 1941 and at Asmara in 1952 and 1962 where more than 15 million Eritreans were killed and more than 25,000(twenty five thousand) fully functioning factories, schools, healthcare facilities, rail road and highway networks were destroyed. Hey Ethiopia! Forget about sea outlet. First, pay off your outstanding and past due debt and then you can daydream about the Red Sea.
Am I so good or what?!!!!
Btw, I had asked my longtime homeboys Yemane and Al-Toweel Isu what the prefix letters TM and SF stand for. What they told me is so ingenious. TM stands to tell the Eritrean made tank excels both the latest Russian T-model and the latest US M1 Abrams tanks by 2 millenniums. The SF tells the Eritrean invented fighter jest is centuries ahead of the latest models of both Russia’s SU and USA’s F35 fighter jets. Hey Ethiopia! You’re toast, gone and goodbye!!!! Just like my homie Al-Toweel told you a million times, you are a product of a myth and a distorted country with distorted people anyway. You are not worth around!!!
They also inked the deal where the US will allow Eritrea to export its No.1 ranked electric car in the world to the US market tariff free for the next 20 years.
Oops, almost forgot about this one. The other issue they discussed was about the money owed to Eritrea by Ethiopia. Ethiopia has been on the hook with 250 billion in US dollars it owes Eritrea for invading Eritrea at Keren in 1941 and at Asmara in 1952 and 1962 where more than 15 million Eritreans were killed and more than 25,000(twenty five thousand) fully functioning factories, schools, healthcare facilities, rail road and highway networks were destroyed. Hey Ethiopia! Forget about sea outlet. First, pay off your outstanding and past due debt and then you can daydream about the Red Sea.
Am I so good or what?!!!!