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[ittuabafarda]

No need to worry or talk about the doomsday consequences of this or that reasons. That is because the mighty armies of Villa Mogadishu, Egypt, Piccolo Roma armed to the teeth and assisted by the armies of the Pasha in Ankara have reached the outskirts of Addis/Finfinne. Abiy is reported to have fled the country is now living in abandoned building in Minnesota, Toronto, Tennessee and Oslo surrounded by adoring bigots and connivers. Did I tell you Abiy’s mother was a Filipina and his father was a Maori? Jula has fled to Rwanda to join his Tutsi family. The president is of Creole descent on her mother’s side and a Chickasaw on her father’s side. She is now in New Orleans having good time in the French Quarter. The defense minister Aisha bint Mohammed fled to her country of Oman and she is now in Muscat where she was put in charge of the military by her first cousin, the king of Oman. So your Ethiopia is done, dead and gone. I don’t any mouth from talking about Ethiopia this or Ethiopia that anymore. Af-Mishaar has just boarded a plane in LA on his way to the new Abid-omalia(N-i-g-g-e-r-s joint) formerly known as Ethiopia to take inventory of the new territory won by the Villa Mogadishu. Arsi The Masticator is busy jumping jack [deleted] every time his benefactor el-Sisi sneezes.

[ittuabafarda]

I have bad, really bad news for all of you bigots and connivers in LA, Minnesota, Toronto, Tennessee, Oslo and Down Under. It has nothing to do with how these marauders behaved aboard the plane of the best airline in Africa and one of the best in the world. But what I’m gonna tell you is about the latest from the GERD dam. Its third turbine has started generating electricity and it has a 400MW capacity. That brings the total generation of 1,550MW now as we speak. That fire spitting patriot Obbo Seleshi bin Bekele, PhD has just announced that 5,150MW of electricity will be generated soon. Okay bigots! You see that lake near you? Go and jump in it and don’t even think about coming up! It is better for you than licking the boots of el-Sisi!!!

[ittuabafarda]

The well planned war is being executed from two directions. One 150,000 well armed and trained expeditionary of combined force of Villa Mogadishu, Al-Qahirah and Ankara coming from the south has already reached just 100 miles from Addis/Finfinne. The 2nd well Sawa trained Fano force and 100,000 strong Piccolo Roma commando unit in the rear have reached just 50 miles of the GERD dam cutting down all electrical cable and selling it at the black market in Piccolo Roma and Al-Qahirah. The expeditionary force coming from the south used OLA hoodlums as guides, cooks and beasts of burden and occasionally jumping jack a&s&s whenever el-Sisi sneezes. It is reported that Ol’ Cap’n Cotchipee el-Sisi and his entire cabinet members are on their way to take the keys and ownership of the GERD dam from Fano wanderers and Piccolo Roma commando units. The handover includes the entire area from Lake Tana where the Blue Nile originates and its entire course inside Ethiopia. Af-Mishaar has left LA for Awash to take inventory of the reclaimed Somali territory. Arsi The Masticator is heading to Villa Mogadishu to accept his Somali Abo-ness. Excuse me for a moment. I have an old Somali spiritual to serenade you with. Silence!!!
Harimade Ana Haban; Ana Haban; Galada Same Nagaadhsi!!!
Harimade Ana Haban; Ana Haban; Galada Same Nagaadhsi!!!
Harimade Ana Haban; Ana Haban; Galada Same Nagaadhsi!!!
Harimade Ana Haban; Ana Haban; Galada Same Nagaadhsi!!!

Ouch! I just broke my legs jumping for nothing!!!!

[ethiopian]

The well planned war is being executed from two directions. One 150,000 well armed and trained expeditionary of combined force of Villa Mogadishu, Al-Qahirah and Ankara coming from the south has already reached just 100 miles from Addis/Finfinne. The 2nd well Sawa trained Fano force and 100,000 strong Piccolo Roma commando unit in the rear have reached just 50 miles of the GERD dam cutting down all electrical cable and selling it at the black market in Piccolo Roma and Al-Qahirah. The expeditionary force coming from the south used OLA hoodlums as guides, cooks and beasts of burden and occasionally jumping jack a&s&s whenever el-Sisi sneezes. It is reported that Ol’ Cap’n Cotchipee el-Sisi and his entire cabinet members are on their way to take the keys and ownership of the GERD dam from Fano wanderers and Piccolo Roma commando units. The handover includes the entire area from Lake Tana where the Blue Nile originates and its entire course inside Ethiopia. Af-Mishaar has left LA for Awash to take inventory of the reclaimed Somali territory. Arsi The Masticator is heading to Villa Mogadishu to accept his Somali Abo-ness. Excuse me for a moment. I have an old Somali spiritual to serenade you with. Silence!!!
Harimade Ana Haban; Ana Haban; Galada Same Nagaadhsi!!!
Harimade Ana Haban; Ana Haban; Galada Same Nagaadhsi!!!
Harimade Ana Haban; Ana Haban; Galada Same Nagaadhsi!!!
Harimade Ana Haban; Ana Haban; Galada Same Nagaadhsi!!!

Ouch! I just broke my legs jumping for nothing!!!!

you are either a psychotic or an idiot with plenty of time on his hand ? which one is that you ???

[ittuabafarda]

Our very dear Somali brothers and sisters have one word for those who throw around profanities like candy and insult those they don't know. They call such potties 'farakh' which means they will have difficulties know who their real father was. On Monday it was that man they saw with their mother in compromising position. That was Jimmy. And on Tuesday it was Adem, on Wednesday it was Bookh, on Thursday it was Bulto, on Friday it was Randy and on Saturday it was Tommy. They are even from Ethiopia and they come to our waterhole just to muddy the water.

[Tiago]

Bootoobututu, Assged ! dinti aba hawas.

[ittuabafarda]

Part Deux!!!

Our very dear Somali brothers and sisters have one word for those who throw around profanities like candy and insult those they don't know. They call such potties 'farakh' which means they will have difficulties knowing who their real father was. On Monday it was that man they saw with their mother in compromising position. That was Jimmy. And on Tuesday it was Adem, on Wednesday it was Bookh, on Thursday it was Bulto, on Friday it was Randy and on Saturday it was Tommy. They are NOT even from Ethiopia and they come here to our waterhole just to muddy the water. My Amhara friends had told me what they call such stray dogs. I know what my Oromos call such I’ll-bred scurrilous creatures. No, I don’t wanna say it here. No, no, no! This is a family show! Eyal-al-souq!!!

[ittuabafarda]

Excuse me I am still dancing with the old time Somali spiritual. What? What did you say bigots and connivers in Minnesota and Toronto? You want to join in? Yes you can. Lets go!!!

Harimade Ana Haban; Ana Haban; Galada Same Nagaadhsi!!!
Harimade Ana Haban; Ana Haban; Galada Same Nagaadhsi!!!
Harimade Ana Haban; Ana Haban; Galada Same Nagaadhsi!!!
Harimade Ana Haban; Ana Haban; Galada Same Nagaadhsi!!!

[ittuabafarda]

Silence every one!!! I'm listening to a hit song by that Ella and Whitney clone of Somaliland, Maryan Mursal, taking all of us home with her rendition of 'Somaliland'. I just can’t help singing it. I can’t get it out of my head!!! Don’t blame me. Al-Waziir Mohammed Farah Mohammed pushed the play [deleted] and left. I just can't get it out of my head. Help!!!

[ittuabafarda]

Folks,

Let me be serious and lets all be serious. Assume Egypt will use the proximity of Somalia Mogadishu(Remember there are more than one Somalias now excluding Somaliland) to send its panhandled bomber jets to do some harm on the old country. What has been said to be its presumed primary target? The GERD dam, right? Let's say it did that killing thousands of daily laborers toiling there building the dam. Let's assume that was successfully carried out. Then what? Remember the dam has created a massive body of water behind it and there are millions of tons of silt sitting down there layers upon layers. The bombing is gonna create a huge shock on the dam that it will burst into massive gushing water. Such suddenly massive gushing water mixed with millions cubit feet of silt will create what hydrologist call an alluvial tsunami. Such alluvial tsunami has in its nature to change the direction of the course of rivers. So in this case The Blue Nile could end up flowing backwards to where it came from. That means Egypt can kiss and say goodbye to every drop of water coming from the Blue Nile. Forever that is.

The other matter the Arab b-o-o-t-l-i-c-k-e-r-s at the Villa Mogadishu should never forget is about Wabi Shebele, Genale and Dawa rivers to count the few. I'm just saying.

[ittuabafarda]

Let’s also assume that Egypt will somehow creates its own pretext(one being its soldiers being attacked in Somalia) and decides to send its soldiers into Ethiopia on punitive military expedition. Let’s assume that and picture it’s fat cat lard [deleted] soldiers going boing boing in the highlands of Western Hararghe. Boy, I can see how that my Itu dardaraa rifleman sitting there right now salivating for their arrival. What a big blob of an easy target!!! You are not done yet. Now imagine that halawa bulged belly soldier from Al-Qahirah rumbling around in the highlands of Amhara, Sidama, Gambela and escarpments of Tigray. You are salivating right now even though you live thousands of miles away just thinking about it, right? I am. I did not even start pressing you to look at the reception they will get from our patriot Somali and Afar brothers and sisters. I can see that Issa and Asoba young man there spitting fire jumping and daring!!! I can see them right now screaming with ‘Let’s go! Give me your best shot you son of a thousand fathers!’. Ooo wee!!! I recall a true story from the 1967 Middle East war where only about 300 Israeli commandos forcing the surrender of the whole division of Gamal Abdel Nasser’s fat [deleted] soldiers in the Sinai theater. That was 300 capturing more than 10,000 armed to the teeth soldiers. There were women in the triumphant 300.

Just picture that and have at it!!! I’m just saying, bigots and connivers in Minnesota, LA, Toronto, Oslo and Down Under notwithstanding.

[ittuabafarda]

Meanwhile, I urge those who armed this madman in Al-Qahirah to the teeth telling him to calm down. They should reign in their orphan there not to even think about it. All what those black folks are doing is to take themselves out of darkness without harming their fellow neighbors near and afar.

[ittuabafarda]

There one common disease that has been infecting the leaders of Egypt since 1952. That is runaway self-aggrandizing. Those of you who had the chance to live among them in the years leading up to the 1967 humiliation, can recall all the jumping, the daring, you-are-not-enough-for-breakfast-for-me and the deafening saber rattling. Ranks of field marshals, admirals and 5-star generals were being handed out like candies to those no one knew where they had achieved victory in wars. Gamal Abdel Nasser was serious when he was telling his people and the entire Arab world that he had beaten both Britain and France in 1956 by fighting them alone. The decisive role the Good Ole USA played in saving his sorry behind was never mentioned. He really believed in that lie he was telling his gullible people who were starving for glory. He also believed that he was equal as a prophet born to lead the entire Arab world and later on the whole of Africa. That was the reckless pomposity Nasser left behind for his successors and el-Sisi ain’t any different. But all of them are not just up-to-no-good saber rattlers. They can be so demonic to even violate international conventions. Nasser had used the banned deadly chemical weapons on innocent villagers in North Yemen during the three years leading up to 1967. He resorted to using banned chemical weapons when patriotic Yemenis with just bolt action rifles kicked his behind as if he robbed a bank. It is tantamount to those who armed Egypt with their modern military hardware they have the utmost responsibility to control their rowdy and spoiled child. We have also to remember that Egypt and North Korea that have not signed the Chemical Weapons Convention since it was open in 1993. South Sudan is the other one but it did not become an independent nation until 2011.

[ittuabafarda]

There you have it. Egypt’s sugar drunk megalomaniacs have just sent a letter to the UN Security Council complaining about the recent start of operation by a third turbine on the GERD dam. If you listen to and read their latest media, the letter is not just to complain but has all the hallmarks of a declaration of war on the old country. It might have been emboldened by the current internal instabilities in the two major regions of Amhara and Oromia regions. The recent news of the OLA moving its operations inside Kenya and Southern Ethiopia in areas close to Somalia is not just coincidental. I see it a well intended operation. It is also reported that factions of the rebels in Amhara regions have been targeting laborers who work on the dam site and various power lines. This is what is giving el-Sisi the confidence. If he sends his panhandled F16’s and Sukhoi jets to rain bombs on the old country, el-Sisi will bear the sole responsibilities if the water from the Blue Nile is all lost on the innocent citizens of Egypt forever because that is inevitable one way or another. He thinks he is so tough now. He even arrested two Israeli citizens today. This sugar drunk maniac is not reliable and a stable person.
https://english.ahram.org.eg/NewsParis/372568.aspx

You should also listen to and read some of their media in Arabic.

[ittuabafarda]

The time now may look the best opportune for the sugar drunk and superpower wannabe el-Sisi and his thugs to do something ‘funny’ to the old country. The country’s north western border is lawless and open for anyone to come in. Bigots are working 24-7 to do the same in areas bordering Kenya and Somalia. Oromos are at each other’s throat. Amhara’s are butchering each other like rival prides of lionesses. These are the backbones and concrete pillars of the country. Why not coming in for el-Sisi now? Except Kenya, Djibouti, South Sudan and Somaliland, nobody else will complain about it. The question is, will Saudi Arabia, UAE and Qatar will go with him? Remember Egypt has this long-lived desire to bring regime and system change in Saudi Arabia by overthrowing the monarchy there. So what gives? Your guess is as good as mine.

But what my very dear countrymen and women should keep in mind is, Egyptian leaders have a history of using banned chemical weapon when their military is embarrassed on the battlefield just like they had done to other Arabs in North Yemen in the 1960’a and they will definitely be embarrassed if they even dare set their stinking boots on the soil of the old country. What you will see is suddenly Dinegde, Alula, Tekle of Gojjam, Mikaeel(Mohammed Ali) of Wollo, Mekonnen, and Balcha incarnated. Then the skies will be irreversibly laminated behind him and in front of him. That is when he will pull his chemical weapon. Please also remember Egypt is one of the only two countries that refused to sign the chemical weapon ban convention of 1993. We should urge those who armed this sugar drunk megalomaniac in Al-Qahirah to the teeth to restraint their orphan there. There is no doubt in my mind he will end up using chemical weapons on those innocent black folks whose only ‘crime’ is to take themselves out of darkness without causing any harm to their historical neighbors near or afar.

[ittuabafarda]

Now I want to say a word or two about those who are celebrating Egypt's alleged move in Somalia and its thinly veiled declaration of war on the in the innocent black folks of Ethiopia. Shame on you! Some of you are home grown and certified bigots who are gripped with avowed hatred for Oromos, Amharas and Tigres. You throw around pejorative and profane words like candies. Some of you might have born in Ethiopia but now hold a different citizenship. What distinguish you from other bigots is you rest the blame on the leaders of the old country and tell us it deserves the reckless saber rattling by e-Sisi and his thugs. I don't think you are doing this with the blessing from Brother Isaias. He knows the real motive of Egyptian leaders throughout their modern history. He knows very well that in their eyes he is just another abid(a [ deleted ]) just as how they see any other Ethiopian. If you doubt me you should watch this video of his past speech:

He did not mince his words. So if you are dancing to the tune of el-Sisi and his death squad, you are dancing shamelessly alone. But you should know one fact etched in the stones of our glorious history. Those that raised their hands on the old country all meet their fate in the most humiliating ways. Crispi was dragged out of the office in 1896 like a disgraced thief. Mussolini did not meet his final fate posing up but hanging down like a pelt of an otter just hunted down in the fur trade. Siad Barre was beaten and chased out of his country as if he was caught robbing a bank in the Old West and died on a dirty sheet in a hospital built for the homeless in Lagos, Nigeria. Nasser in his final days used to look like that disheveled homeless wino from the streets of LA, Chicago or New York and suddenly suffocated to death of diabetes he got from gobbling down too much sugary carb. Not a different fate awaits that Halawa drunk rabid dog el-Sisi if he dares to do something 'funny' to the those innocent black folks whose only 'crime' is their working hard to take themselves out of darkness without taking away the share of water from the Blue Nile River of their historical neighbors near and afar.

Okay bigots and connivers! Keep on wiggling your hips because that may be your last chance dancing!!! Mark my word for it!!!

[ittuabafarda]

The Acting Minister of Foreign Affairs of Libya who just met with his equivalent from Ethiopia in Beijing is from the UN and internationally recognized government based in the capital Tripoli. His government has the same problem Ethiopia now has with the sugar drunk el-Sisi. Egypt has been funding and arming the junta general based in Benghazi. The general has been laying siege on Tripoli for years now. Egypt’s motive is mainly economic in el-Sis’s grand plan to dip his sticky fingers in Libya’s vast oil wealth and his undying plan to be the leader of the Arab world and Africa he inherited from his predecessors. The democratically elected governance in Tripoli does not sit well with the junta that came to power in Cairo by a coup in 2013. The UN Human Rights Council’s rap sheet on el-Sisi and his gang is long. The is why el-Sisi found a perfect marriage with the Siad Barre wannabes at Villa Mogadishu.

Just imagine the pomposity that has been ravaging the Egyptian leadership since Nasser. You wanna be a field marshal? All you have to do is pick up the best looking army uniform dazzled with glittering embellishment and bingo, you are a field marshal. All what you know about battles is from watching The Bridge at Remagen and The Guns of Navarone. Now you know where he learned how to execute his own men. Then when you have the urge to be the president of the country, all you have to do is toss away your newly acquired field marshal uniform and in an instant you are a civilian and no one would dare to call you a field marshal anymore. If you do, a long knife or if you are lucky, a slammer is waiting for you. That is el-Sisi. Field Marshal! My foot!!!

[ittuabafarda]

You have noticed me by now that industrialization has been my own national anthem for decades. Without an all out and nationwide industrialization, the decades old issues that have been bedeviling that country will go on until it is no more. Education coupled with widespread industrialization will be the only scenario that will keep the working age generation preoccupied and productive for the good of the country. I can say with all confidence that the youth that is now wandering in the bushes of Oromia and Amhara regions after being hoodwinked by bigots and connivers, would have no time to listen to their destructive diatribes and would have told them to take a walk. Those bigots and connivers know this fact very well that industrialization is their killer and that is why they burn down factories, kidnap workers and force schools to shut down. They know that if the youth stays in school or preoccupied at factories and businesses. He/she will be way behind their intellectual level and so easy to manipulate and control. They have bachelors and masters but they will never allow the majority of their cannon fodder youth to come to their level because it will on heck of a tough cookie to deal with.

[ittuabafarda]

Folks,

Kinda made a mistake. I just received news from my extremely reliable sources that it is now confirmed that armies of Al-Qahirah, Piccolo Roma and Arab-Somal of Villa Mogadishu are in Addis/Finfinne after wiping out the entire defense forces of Ethiopia and eliminating every living, breathing Amhara, Oromo, Afar, Tigre, Somal-Jigjige, Gambela, Beni from the face of the earth. The operation keys of the GERD dam is in the hands of Al-Rais el-Sisi. I also heard that Brother Isaias opposed the operation during the last hours because he knew the real motive of Egypt and was forced to flee his country to his mother's birthplace of Myanmar(Burma). His father was a Malay.

This is eye witness news brought to you by the beyond-repair Ethio/Afro centric and proud to be of an Oromo heritage and a Bantu at the same time.

[ittuabafarda]

Repeat!!!

Those that raised their hands on the old country all meet their fate in the most humiliating ways. Crispi was dragged out of the office in 1896 like a disgraced thief. Mussolini did not meet his final fate posing up but hanging down like a pelt of an otter just hunted down in the fur trade. Siad Barre was beaten and chased out of his country as if he was caught robbing a bank in the Old West and died on a dirty sheet in a hospital built for the homeless in Lagos, Nigeria. Nasser in his final days used to look like that disheveled homeless wino from the streets of LA, Chicago or New York and suddenly suffocated to death of diabetes he got from gobbling down too much sugary carb. Not a different fate awaits that Halawa drunk rabid dog el-Sisi if he dares to do something ‘funny’ to the those innocent black folks whose only ‘crime’ is their working hard to take themselves out of darkness without taking away the share of water from the Blue Nile River of their historical neighbors near and afar. Not even a spoonful!!!

Okay bigots and connivers in Minnesota, LA, Toronto, Tennessee, Michigan, Oslo and Oceania! Keep on wiggling your hips to the dagadash of el-Sisi because that may be your last chance dancing!!! Mark my word for it!!!