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The united forces of Piccolo Roma, Al-Qahirah, Somalia and the most powerful nation in the world Turkey had just handed over the final warning and ultimatum to PM Abiy yesterday. The ultimatum has key obligations.
1) Hand over the specs and keys of the GERD dam to the special commando unit assigned by Al-Qahirah exclusively for this purpose.
2) Hand over the entire eastern half of your current territory to Somalia. Af-Mishaar from LA is assigned to take inventory during the transfer. He is the only expert in the affairs of the Horn of Africa.
3) The remaining Ethiopia will be able to conduct all its foreign affairs only in consultation with and through a special diplomatic body created by Turkey and it has to surrender its seats at the UN, AU and other international organizations to Piccolo Roma and Somalia.
4) I must conduct all of its exports and imports through Piccolo Roma only.
5) Every living and breathing Oromo and Amhara must and will be exterminated. Don't forget to eliminate Tigres too. Af-Mishaar has the most up-to-date inventory of these three rabble-rousers and he is delegated to take inventory to make sure not a single one of these two is alive.
6) After the 5 tasks above are completed the remaining territory and people will be known as Habashamalia just like Somalia.

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Correction: Number 6 should read as: After the 5 tasks above are completed the remaining territory and people will be known as Abdamalia(N-i-g-g-e-r-s Joint) just like Somalia.

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The grace period after the ultimatum was delivered has expired yesterday at 20 hours local time. The elimination of all Amharas and Oromos along with the wiping away of Ethiopia has begun. It took 4 hours only for the indomitable Piccolo Roma army joined by a commando unit from its benefactor Al-Qahirah to reach the outskirt of Addis/Finfinne from the north and it took only 3 hours for the almighty Somali forces propped up their masters from Ankara to reach Addis/Finfinne southern outskirts. PM Abiy is said to have fled the country and has now taken refuge in an abandoned building in Minnesota and Toronto surrounded by adoring bigots and connivers. It is reported that every living and breathing Amhara and Oromo is eliminated. Your Ethiopia is no more and has been replaced by Abd-omalia(n-i-g-g-e-r-s den).

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Folks, hold on. My phone is ringing.
Hello!
Hey Ittu. It's me.
Hi, Af-Mishaar! What's up?
What it is, Ittu. What it is.
Nice to hear from you. What is new these days?
Same ole but I just got good news that Ethiopia, the one I hate with a passion is no more. My Somalia now has all its lost territories back.
Wow! How did that happen, Af-Mishaar?
It's a long story, Ittu. I will get back to on that later on that but I now have company with me.
Who is that?
Arsi the Masticator. We had been partying all day and night since yesterday on the demise of Ethiopia & the elimination of all Amharas & Oromos.
Masticator is celebrating the elimination of Oromos? Isn't he an Oromo himself?
No, he is not an Oromo. He is a Somali Abo.
Hi Masticator! Is that true?
Yes, it is true, Ittu. I have been a Somali Abo for more than a decade now.
I have been watching you for a while, Masticator. I will talk to you about that later on. Call me back.
Okay I will, Ittu.

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Hi Masticator! I did not forget about you. I've been fixated on how our gallant sons and daughters have been doing at The Olympics in Paris. I've been watching you over the years. You and I are gonna have a long and lively talk soon.

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Hi Masticator! I still wanna have a word or two with you. Just hang in there.

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This is it! The ultimatum was delivered and the deadline had expired. At the latest meeting in Ankara, Ethiopia was given the final ultimatum with the following:
1) Surrender the areas that stretches from Dewele to the banks of Awash River and from Moyale to Awasa to Somalia.
2) Hand over the area where the GERD dam is located including the region that includes the source of the Blue Nile, Lake Tana to the mighty Egypt. An MOU has already been signed between the two rebel groups in Oromia, Amhara, a TPLF faction and Egypt on this arrangement.
3). Ethiopia must pay Piccolo Roma 200 billion in US dollars for the invasion it carried out at the Battle of Keren in 1941.

All these three tasks were to be done by midnight yesterday but they were not. That left Somalia, Egypt, Piccolo Roma and Ankara with no option except to carry out punitive military expedition. It took only 4 hours to accomplish that and now Addis/Finfinne has fallen. Af-Mishaar is on-site taking inventory of the teritory that belongs to Somalia and make sure not a single Amhara and Oromo is left alive. Please join me in celebrating this occasion with the old Somali spiritual.
Hareemade Ana Haban …
You got it!!!

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I told you! I told you!! I told you!!! The almighty forces of Somalia, Egypt and Ankara from the south and the indomitable forces of Piccolo Roma along with a commando corps from their longtime benefactor Al-Qahirah from the north have converged on Addis/Finfine after eradicating every living, breathing Oromo and Amhara in the country. Af-Mishaar from LA called me this morning and told me he is on his way there to take inventory of the recovered Somali territory that stretched from Dewele to Awash River and from Moyale to Awasa. He will also make sure not a single Amhara and Oromo is left alive. He is taking his side-kick Arsi The Masticator with him to inaugurate the new Somali Abo people. Ethiopia is now gone for good and has been replaced by the new country of Abd-o-malia(n-I-gg-er-s joint). It was on national news this evening that more than 100,000 bigots and connivers in Minnesota, Toronto. Michigan, Tennessee, Oslo and Down Under were in the streets celebrating the founding of Abd-o-malia(n-gg-er-s joint).