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Con Artist : hey dictator for life, how can I lead 32 years lik3 you?
Dictator for Life : Just invoke nationalism
Con Artist : I just did. Haven't you seen me how I celebrated Irrecha with Oromo nationalism?
Dictator for Life : hey kid. You got to be smarter than your former masters.
Con Artist : I am smarter than Weyanes..what do you mean?
Dictator for Life : nationalism like janda Weyanes can only take you for a few miles. When the rest realized it will be game over.
Con Artist : so should I invoke Ethiopian nationalism?
Dictator for Life : yes kiddo, that way you will have everyone on board at least for 10 years.
Con Artist: and then? But how?
Dictator for Life : just invoke Assab and everyone will be on board. This will also help me
Con Artist : you are genius. So should I invoke access to the sea and open Assab
Dictator for Life : good boy. Just claim it people will rally for you. It will also help me to have a militarized nation