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[Abe Abraham]

ንሓንቲ ጻዕዳ ኣብ ቅድሚ ሰብኣያ ክክችቻ " I am dark energy " ምስ በላ እታ ጻዕዳ ምስ ሰብኣያ ኮይና ቅጥቅጥ ኣቢላ ሓንጎሉ ስጋዕ ዝደሚ ጌራቶ ። መስኪናይ ዳርኪ ስፖስታቶ ኮይኑ ተሪፉ !!!


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[Dark Energy]

Ape,

Using your own substandard communication skills let me explain to you the scientific term Dark Energy. You see, the sun that you see above your head at times, its volume (size) is one million times of that of earth we live in. Hard to believe is it not. The sun has a lot of sisters in our milkway Galaxy. Generic name given to our sun is called a star. The sun is a star. presto. As a matter of fact, there are some four billions of stars in our Galaxy. Our own creamy medium sized Galaxy is called Milkway. It looked very milky to Ancient Greek astronomers, hence they called it milkway. There is a huge black hole in the center of the milkway. That is like the biggest bad boy in our Galaxy. Are you with me. I will have to make the story short. I know you are an old man who may have lost too many brain cells during the past seven decades. Bear with me just a little bit. There are trillions and trillions of galaxies, mostly far bigger than our Galaxy in Just one tinny beanie single universe. That was a lot. Now the story. The total energy in our universe is constant. If you think of our universe as our house, this house is getting humongous every second that passes by. You see, this teribble thing we call dark energy is pushing galaxies apart from each other and creating void space trillions of light years away every second that passes by. Hence energy in space gets dispersed. It is like your torserawit father that keeps impregnating tens of agame hook-kers with little money to support them. To make the story short, finally, the universe will freeze over in darkness. Followed by, fingered crossed, the big crunch … that is debatable. However, the big freeze will surely happen. Got it. It is a little reminder of the elementary physics that I love.

[kerenite]

Ape,

Using your own substandard communication skills let me explain to you the scientific term Dark Energy. You see, the sun that you see above your head at times, its volume (size) is one million times of that of earth we live in. Hard to believe is it not. The sun has a lot of sisters in our milkway Galaxy. Generic name given to our sun is called a star. The sun is a star. presto. As a matter of fact, there are some four billions of stars in our Galaxy. Our own creamy medium sized Galaxy is called Milkway. It looked very milky to Ancient Greek astronomers, hence they called it milkway. There is a huge black hole in the center of the milkway. That is like the biggest bad boy in our Galaxy. Are you with me. I will have to make the story short. I know you are an old man who may have lost too many brain cells during the past seven decades. Bear with me just a little bit. There are trillions and trillions of galaxies, mostly far bigger than our Galaxy in Just one tinny beanie single universe. That was a lot. Now the story. The total energy in our universe is constant. If you think of our universe as our house, this house is getting humongous every second that passes by. You see, this teribble thing we call dark energy is pushing galaxies apart from each other and creating void space trillions of light years away every second that passes by. Hence energy in space gets dispersed. It is like your torserawit father that keeps impregnating tens of agame hook-kers with little money to support them. To make the story short, finally, the universe will freeze over in darkness. Followed by, fingered crossed, the big crunch … that is debatable. However, the big freeze will surely happen. Got it. It is a little reminder of the elementary physics that I love.

That was really hilarious bro Dark Energy. I hope old ape understands it.

[Dark Energy]

Thanks brother Kerenait.
The ape can use some monkey lessons instead of monkey business.


Correction,

our own Milk Way contains 400 billion stars. Our neighborly and friendly Galaxy, Andromeda contains over a trillion stars. Milkway and Andromeda are on a collision course. Don’t panic. It will not happen for the next billion years. Even when it happens some giant stars may butcher each other, the rest will find open space to live on.

[Abe Abraham]

[Abe Abraham]