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[Fiyameta]

Once upon a time there lived a shepherd in Saudi Arabia who was losing one of his goats to a hyena attack every week. Then the shepherd decided to get a big guard dog to protect his goats, but he had to feed the dog at least one of his goats everyday.

Losing one goat a week to a hungry hyena versus feeding one goat a day to the big white guard dog.

Did the shepherd make the right decision by getting the voracious white dog?

[Fiyameta]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Meleket]

ጨዋታው ሃሪፍ ነበር፡ ግን ምን ዓይነት ውሻ ቢሆን ነው በየቀኑ ኣንድ ሙሉ ፍዬል የሚበላው? የስድስት ኪሎ አንበሶችም በየቀኑ ኣንድ ፍየል ሚበሉ ኣይመስለንም? ነገሩ ነው እንጂ የተራበ ጅብ በሳምንት አንድ ፍየል ሲበላ፡ የጠገበ ውሻ በየቀኑ አንድ ፍየል በላ ብሎ ማለት፡ የህጻናት ተረት ይመስላል። . . . ለጨወታ ያህል ነው!

እስቲ ትንሽ እንዝናና፡ ኣቦ እነዚህ ካርቱኒስቶች ምን ያህል ረቂቆች ናቸው!

ድል ለሰፊው የዩክሬን ህዝብ!

[kerenite]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ayte fiametta (an italian/ spanish feminine name)

So your big boss is challenging uncle sam and was showing utter contempt for the weyannes when he said the janda weyannes are gone and they pose no threat but now our main adversary is janda washigton or uncle sam's land. It seems he wants to declare war on them at least on the HOA before he joins Putin on the war against the Ukrainians.

So I recall 2 incidents here:

1. Yemen did have a sort of medieval king or imam prior to the popular revolution in the year 1962. He was having issues with the brits and uncle sam's land and was always complaining about their meddling in his yemeni internal affairs and he publicly announced that yemen is not scared of them.

His wise prime minister suggested, we know we cannot win against America, what about if we declare war on them, they will fight and win and they will occupy our country and as a result they will modernize our country.

The king was listning to him attentively and he said:

You idiot, how about if we win the war? How are we going to adminster a continent which is 100 times larger than yemen?

2. Issu and his janda Washington diatribe, this reminds me of an old joke which is famous in Eritrea and it goes as follows:

An elephant and a mouse were inside a cinema, the mouse was sitting in front of the elephant watching a film, so the good mouse turns around and asks the elephant if he is blocking him from watching the film. The elephant replies, I don't even know where the hell you are.

Such will be uncle sam's response to issu's janda Washington diatribe.

[quindibu]

Once upon a time there lived a shepherd in Saudi Arabia who was losing one of his goats to a hyena attack every week. Then the shepherd decided to get a big guard dog to protect his goats, but he had to feed the dog at least one of his goats everyday.

Losing one goat a week to a hungry hyena versus feeding one goat a day to the big white guard dog.

Did the shepherd make the right decision by getting the voracious white dog?

The parable reinforces the folly of being US's ally, which was aptly summarized by Henry Kissinger in the 1960s:

To be an enemy of the US is dangerous, but to be a friend is fatal.

[Weyane.is.dead]

Kila nefat. Sekit eske.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ayte fiametta (an italian/ spanish feminine name)

So your big boss is challenging uncle sam and was showing utter contempt for the weyannes when he said the janda weyannes are gone and they pose no threat but now our main adversary is janda washigton or uncle sam's land. It seems he wants to declare war on them at least on the HOA before he joins Putin on the war against the Ukrainians.

So I recall 2 incidents here:

1. Yemen did have a sort of medieval king or imam prior to the popular revolution in the year 1962. He was having issues with the brits and uncle sam's land and was always complaining about their meddling in his yemeni internal affairs and he publicly announced that yemen is not scared of them.

His wise prime minister suggested, we know we cannot win against America, what about if we declare war on them, they will fight and win and they will occupy our country and as a result they will modernize our country.

The king was listning to him attentively and he said:

You idiot, how about if we win the war? How are we going to adminster a continent which is 100 times larger than yemen?

2. Issu and his janda Washington diatribe, this reminds me of an old joke which is famous in Eritrea and it goes as follows:

An elephant and a mouse were inside a cinema, the mouse was sitting in front of the elephant watching a film, so the good mouse turns around and asks the elephant if he is blocking him from watching the film. The elephant replies, I don't even know where the hell you are.

Such will be uncle sam's response to issu's janda Washington diatribe.

[Digital Weyane]

አንቱም ጁንታውያን ወገናተይ፣ <<ምብላዕ ምብልዑ ዝውኢ ዓዳትና ይብላዓዮ>> ልብል ምስላ ወየንቲ ኣቦታትና ዘንጊዖምዎ ድዮም ወይስ ኡቱ ጉዳይ <<ናይ እርዳታ ስንዳይ ልበልዔት ኻብዲ አይትፈርዲ>> እዩ ኾይንኩም?

[Fiyameta]

The average Chinese worker lives on half of his/her income, and deposits the other half at State-owned banks to earn up to 6% yearly interest. China then lends out the money to US banks that issue Credit Cards to American customers at high interest rates. In other words, a Chinese worker who earns half the salary than that of an American worker is the creditor. That's how China became an economic super power. Strange but true.

[Meleket]

ዋው ግሩም ትምህርት ነው፡ ታድያ ኢትዮጵያውያንን አንጥፉልኝ እያልሽ ያለሽው ቆርበት (ቆዳ) ተነጠፈልሽ ወይ? የበሬ የፍዬል የበግ የጥጃ የጭላዳ የውሻ የትኛውን ይሆን ያነጠፉልሽ እቴዋ! "ጅብ በማያውቁት ሃገር ሂዶ ቆርበት(ቆዳ) ኣንጥፉልኝ ኣለ" ኣሉ ሲሉ ሰምተናል እኛ ኤርትራውያን የመሃልና የመስመር ዳኞች፡ በኤርትራዊ ጭዋነት ኩራትና ትህትና ጭምር።

The average Chinese worker lives on half of his/her income, and deposits the other half at State-owned banks to earn up to 6% yearly interest. China then lends out the money to US banks that issue Credit Cards to American customers at high interest rates. In other words, a Chinese worker who earns half the salary than that of an American worker is the creditor. That's how China became an economic super power. Strange but true.

[Meleket]

ኣንታ kerenite ክንደይ ትዋዘ ኢኻ!!!!!! መልሲ ንጉሥ የመን ኣመና ኣስሒቝና፡ ንኣና ንኤርትራውያን ደያኑ ማእከልን መስመርን!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ayte fiametta (an italian/ spanish feminine name)

So your big boss is challenging uncle sam and was showing utter contempt for the weyannes when he said the janda weyannes are gone and they pose no threat but now our main adversary is janda washigton or uncle sam's land. It seems he wants to declare war on them at least on the HOA before he joins Putin on the war against the Ukrainians.

So I recall 2 incidents here:

1. Yemen did have a sort of medieval king or imam prior to the popular revolution in the year 1962. He was having issues with the brits and uncle sam's land and was always complaining about their meddling in his yemeni internal affairs and he publicly announced that yemen is not scared of them.

His wise prime minister suggested, we know we cannot win against America, what about if we declare war on them, they will fight and win and they will occupy our country and as a result they will modernize our country.

The king was listning to him attentively and he said:

You idiot, how about if we win the war? How are we going to adminster a continent which is 100 times larger than yemen?

2. Issu and his janda Washington diatribe, this reminds me of an old joke which is famous in Eritrea and it goes as follows:

An elephant and a mouse were inside a cinema, the mouse was sitting in front of the elephant watching a film, so the good mouse turns around and asks the elephant if he is blocking him from watching the film. The elephant replies, I don't even know where the hell you are.

Such will be uncle sam's response to issu's janda Washington diatribe.

[kerenite]

ኣንታ kerenite ክንደይ ትዋዘ ኢኻ!!!!!! መልሲ ንጉሥ የመን ኣመና ኣስሒቝና፡ ንኣና ንኤርትራውያን ደያኑ ማእከልን መስመርን!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ayte fiametta (an italian/ spanish feminine name)

So your big boss is challenging uncle sam and was showing utter contempt for the weyannes when he said the janda weyannes are gone and they pose no threat but now our main adversary is janda washigton or uncle sam's land. It seems he wants to declare war on them at least on the HOA before he joins Putin on the war against the Ukrainians.

So I recall 2 incidents here:

1. Yemen did have a sort of medieval king or imam prior to the popular revolution in the year 1962. He was having issues with the brits and uncle sam's land and was always complaining about their meddling in his yemeni internal affairs and he publicly announced that yemen is not scared of them.

His wise prime minister suggested, we know we cannot win against America, what about if we declare war on them, they will fight and win and they will occupy our country and as a result they will modernize our country.

The king was listning to him attentively and he said:

You idiot, how about if we win the war? How are we going to adminster a continent which is 100 times larger than yemen?

2. Issu and his janda Washington diatribe, this reminds me of an old joke which is famous in Eritrea and it goes as follows:

An elephant and a mouse were inside a cinema, the mouse was sitting in front of the elephant watching a film, so the good mouse turns around and asks the elephant if he is blocking him from watching the film. The elephant replies, I don't even know where the hell you are.

Such will be uncle sam's response to issu's janda Washington diatribe.

MerHaba brother Meleket,

I am happy that I brought a smile to your face.

The yemeni king was known as imam Jahya I believe. His subjects were considering him as a prophet who talks thru his abdomen. He was hiding a tape recorder behind his clothes and turning it on while the people are gathered. The tape recorder was unknown neither in Yemen nor in the arab world nor in africa during that period of time.

Having said that...

I hope you loved the other joke of the elephant and the mouse as well when the good mouse in the cinema turns around and says to the elephant by virtue of she being sitting in front of him, worriedly she asks.....Kibur Harmaz kewileka keykewin tesfa igebir and his response you can read it above.

[Weyane.is.dead]

Low life vermin. Didn't I tell you to stop littering in this forum? Get a section for you and your fellow low iq buch such us the son of a sher.muta kerenite and his countless aliases. Ask elias for a special needs one if it doesn't exist. We're getting bored with your meaningless repetitive posts.

ዋው ግሩም ትምህርት ነው፡ ታድያ ኢትዮጵያውያንን አንጥፉልኝ እያልሽ ያለሽው ቆርበት (ቆዳ) ተነጠፈልሽ ወይ? የበሬ የፍዬል የበግ የጥጃ የጭላዳ የውሻ የትኛውን ይሆን ያነጠፉልሽ እቴዋ! "ጅብ በማያውቁት ሃገር ሂዶ ቆርበት(ቆዳ) ኣንጥፉልኝ ኣለ" ኣሉ ሲሉ ሰምተናል እኛ ኤርትራውያን የመሃልና የመስመር ዳኞች፡ በኤርትራዊ ጭዋነት ኩራትና ትህትና ጭምር።

The average Chinese worker lives on half of his/her income, and deposits the other half at State-owned banks to earn up to 6% yearly interest. China then lends out the money to US banks that issue Credit Cards to American customers at high interest rates. In other words, a Chinese worker who earns half the salary than that of an American worker is the creditor. That's how China became an economic super power. Strange but true.

[kerenite]

Low life vermin. Didn't I tell you to stop littering in this forum? Get a section for you and your fellow low iq buch such us the son of a sher.muta kerenite and his countless aliases. Ask elias for a special needs one if it doesn't exist. We're getting bored with your meaningless repetitive posts.

ዋው ግሩም ትምህርት ነው፡ ታድያ ኢትዮጵያውያንን አንጥፉልኝ እያልሽ ያለሽው ቆርበት (ቆዳ) ተነጠፈልሽ ወይ? የበሬ የፍዬል የበግ የጥጃ የጭላዳ የውሻ የትኛውን ይሆን ያነጠፉልሽ እቴዋ! "ጅብ በማያውቁት ሃገር ሂዶ ቆርበት(ቆዳ) ኣንጥፉልኝ ኣለ" ኣሉ ሲሉ ሰምተናል እኛ ኤርትራውያን የመሃልና የመስመር ዳኞች፡ በኤርትራዊ ጭዋነት ኩራትና ትህትና ጭምር።

The average Chinese worker lives on half of his/her income, and deposits the other half at State-owned banks to earn up to 6% yearly interest. China then lends out the money to US banks that issue Credit Cards to American customers at high interest rates. In other words, a Chinese worker who earns half the salary than that of an American worker is the creditor. That's how China became an economic super power. Strange but true.

Wedi barista idaga Arbi...... Hussssssh this topic ain't for you ya ibnel komara.

[Abere]

This really an interesting analogy, wow. The dog could be a voracious eater, could eat even more than 1 goat. Given the mama and papa TPLF goats already eaten up what are left now in the field in Tigray are baby goats, they are not enough meal size. The baby goats (kids) which Terdron Adahano bragged about might not sustain that

Once upon a time there lived a shepherd in Saudi Arabia who was losing one of his goats to a hyena attack every week. Then the shepherd decided to get a big guard dog to protect his goats, but he had to feed the dog at least one of his goats everyday.

Losing one goat a week to a hungry hyena versus feeding one goat a day to the big white guard dog.

Did the shepherd make the right decision by getting the voracious white dog?

[Weyane.is.dead]

Sekit nejis kedad tizu. Wedizagahba nay hirkam.

Low life vermin. Didn't I tell you to stop littering in this forum? Get a section for you and your fellow low iq buch such us the son of a sher.muta kerenite and his countless aliases. Ask elias for a special needs one if it doesn't exist. We're getting bored with your meaningless repetitive posts.

ዋው ግሩም ትምህርት ነው፡ ታድያ ኢትዮጵያውያንን አንጥፉልኝ እያልሽ ያለሽው ቆርበት (ቆዳ) ተነጠፈልሽ ወይ? የበሬ የፍዬል የበግ የጥጃ የጭላዳ የውሻ የትኛውን ይሆን ያነጠፉልሽ እቴዋ! "ጅብ በማያውቁት ሃገር ሂዶ ቆርበት(ቆዳ) ኣንጥፉልኝ ኣለ" ኣሉ ሲሉ ሰምተናል እኛ ኤርትራውያን የመሃልና የመስመር ዳኞች፡ በኤርትራዊ ጭዋነት ኩራትና ትህትና ጭምር።

The average Chinese worker lives on half of his/her income, and deposits the other half at State-owned banks to earn up to 6% yearly interest. China then lends out the money to US banks that issue Credit Cards to American customers at high interest rates. In other words, a Chinese worker who earns half the salary than that of an American worker is the creditor. That's how China became an economic super power. Strange but true.

Wedi barista idaga Arbi...... Hussssssh this topic ain't for you ya ibnel komara.

[Fiyameta]

When the TPLF terrorist group got chased out of Arat Kilo and fled to Mekelle, 600 Chinese that were doing project work in Tigray escaped to Ethiopia.

[Meleket]

"ጌም ኦቨር" ከተባለ'ኮ ቆዬ ታለሜ፡ ግዜው ስለ "ፊዚካል ዲማርኬሽን" ትግባሬ ኣንገብጋቢነት ሲጠይቅ፡ ኣንቺ ደግሞ ኣሁንም ኣሁንም 'TPLF' ፣ 'Arat Kilo'፣ 'Mekelle'፣ 'Chinese'፣ 'Tigray'፣ 'Ethiopia' ትያለሽ? ማን ይፈርልሽ? "በማያውቁሽ ሃገር ሄደሽ ቆርበት አንጥፉልኝ" ከማለት ይልቅ፡ ይግባኝ የሌለውን የድንበር ብዪን፡ በሕጋዊ መንገድ እልባት ላይ ለማድረስ ብትተጊ ኣይሻልሽምን? ታሪክ ይፈርድሻል፡ ኅሊናሽም የሰማእታት ደምም ይፋረዱሻል፤ ቢለን ምክራችንን ለግሰንልሻል እኛ ኤርትራውያን የመሃልና የመስመር ዳኞች፡ በኤርትራዊ ጭዋነት ኩራትና ትህትና ጭምር።

When the TPLF terrorist group got chased out of Arat Kilo and fled to Mekelle, 600 Chinese that were doing project work in Tigray escaped to Ethiopia.

[Meleket]

ኣንታ kerenite ክንደይ ትዋዘ ኢኻ!!!!!! . . . መልሲ ንጉሥ የመን ኣመና ኣስሒቝና፡ ንኣና ንኤርትራውያን ደያኑ ማእከልን መስመርን!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . .

Ayte fiametta (an italian/ spanish feminine name)

So your big boss is challenging uncle sam and was showing utter contempt for the weyannes when he said the janda weyannes are gone and they pose no threat but now our main adversary is janda washigton or uncle sam's land. It seems he wants to declare war on them at least on the HOA before he joins Putin on the war against the Ukrainians.

So I recall 2 incidents here:

1. Yemen did have a sort of medieval king or imam prior to the popular revolution in the year 1962. He was having issues with the brits and uncle sam's land and was always complaining about their meddling in his yemeni internal affairs and he publicly announced that yemen is not scared of them.

His wise prime minister suggested, we know we cannot win against America, what about if we declare war on them, they will fight and win and they will occupy our country and as a result they will modernize our country.

The king was listning to him attentively and he said:

You idiot, how about if we win the war? How are we going to adminster a continent which is 100 times larger than yemen?

2. Issu and his janda Washington diatribe, this reminds me of an old joke which is famous in Eritrea and it goes as follows:

An elephant and a mouse were inside a cinema, the mouse was sitting in front of the elephant watching a film, so the good mouse turns around and asks the elephant if he is blocking him from watching the film. The elephant replies, I don't even know where the hell you are.

Such will be uncle sam's response to issu's janda Washington diatribe.

MerHaba brother Meleket,

I am happy that I brought a smile to your face.

The yemeni king was known as imam Jahya I believe. His subjects were considering him as a prophet who talks thru his abdomen. He was hiding a tape recorder behind his clothes and turning it on while the people are gathered. The tape recorder was unknown neither in Yemen nor in the arab world nor in africa during that period of time.

Having said that...

I hope you loved the other joke of the elephant and the mouse as well when the good mouse in the cinema turns around and says to the elephant by virtue of she being sitting in front of him, worriedly she asks.....Kibur Harmaz kewileka keykewin tesfa igebir and his response you can read it above.

ዋዛ ቐመም ህይወት ኢዩ! ኪበሃል ሓቂ ኢዩ። እቲ ዝገረመና ኣንጭዋ ከይተረፈት ወርዝያስ "Kibur Harmaz" ምባላ'ኡ፡ ኣብቲ ግዜ እቲ "janda Harmaz" ዘይምባላ ምስ Harmazርክባ ጽቡቕ ኔሩ ማለት'ኡ ወይ ከኣ "ብዲብሎማሲያዊ ቋንቋ" ኢያ ትዛረብ ነቢራ። በዚ ኮነ በቲ፡ kerenite ዘቕረብካዮ ዋዛ ምስ ቁምነገርን ምሳሌን ግሩም ኢዩ ፡ ካብቲ ናይ ንጉስ ጆርዳንን አልብራይትን ተባሂሉ ዝተገልጸ ናይ ቆልዑት ዋዛ፡ እዘን ናትካ ዋዛ ዝያዳ ዝያዳ የስሕቓ!