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[Hawdian]

The royal wedding between Somali nomad Genghis Khan Al Ras Hawdian and his Solomonic wife Selam Bint Bahir Dar will take place in Adigrat next weekend.

All are invited from the wider Horn from Omo Valley to Keren to Garissa and Isiolo

Ras Hawdian Khan will have his Islamic ceremony with Sheikh Obbo Sadacha while Selam will have her Tewahedo festive with Priest Degnet.

After the wedding Abiy and TPLF will sign peace treaty under a shaded tree.

I am most worried she may run away since our Amhara brothers and sisters are fantastic runners


The Ras

[Sadacha Macca]

Lol. This is hilarious. Whatever happened to pastor Degnet anyways?
Haven't seen him post in a while. Hope he's okay.

[Somaliman]

She's foul-mouthed, but I'm sure, as a Somali nomad, you won't have any trouble training her on a code of behaviour that's socially acceptable.

[Hawdian]

We are already organising the big royal ceremony and once we land in Adigrat, you and I will speak one Heavenly language

Mujahideen Hawzen Hagos aka Somalilander - No, you don’t. If you understood the Heavenly language, you’d be less evil if not angelic. KIFFU!

Somaliman,

She is not bad. Neither of our girls are.

She was just influenced by Misraq and we going to have him in exile.

[Selam/]

Mujahideen Hawzen Hagos aka Somalilander - Land in Adigrat and you'll turn to DUKET. Operation Meskerem is underway. Get ready for the funeral of your serpentine cousins or advise them to stay in their rathole. KIFFU!

The royal wedding between Somali nomad Genghis Khan Al Ras Hawdian and his Solomonic wife Selam Bint Bahir Dar will take place in Adigrat next weekend.

All are invited from the wider Horn from Omo Valley to Keren to Garissa and Isiolo

Ras Hawdian Khan will have his Islamic ceremony with Sheikh Obbo Sadacha while Selam will have her Tewahedo festive with Priest Degnet.

After the wedding Abiy and TPLF will sign peace treaty under a shaded tree.

I am most worried she may run away since our Amhara brothers and sisters are fantastic runners


The Ras

[Hawdian]

Mujahideen Hawzen Hagos aka Somalilander - Land in Adigrat and you'll turn to DUKET. Operation Meskerem is underway. Get ready for the funeral of your serpentine cousins or advise them to stay in their rathole. KIFFU!

Are you saying that you are inviting more people than we agreed on

Indeed, over inviting will bury our reception.

I have booked DUKET hotel. Great suggestions.

[Selam/]

Mujahideen Hawzen Hagos aka Somalilander - Obviously, agames are lecherous and selfish. ውሃ ሲወስድ እያሳሳቀ ነው። ወገንህ እንደ ቅጠል እየረገፈ፣ አንተ ገልፍጥ።

As the sun reaches the fall equinox, the drones will start to drop fire like never seen before, taking the lives of more Tegaru youth to whom TPLF rats don’t give a damn. Raising white flag or crying peace deal is no use any more. Advise your cursed agame cousins to surrender now before the tragedy begins. KIFFU!

Mujahideen Hawzen Hagos aka Somalilander - Land in Adigrat and you'll turn to DUKET. Operation Meskerem is underway. Get ready for the funeral of your serpentine cousins or advise them to stay in their rathole. KIFFU!

Are you saying that you are inviting more people than we agreed on

Indeed, over inviting will bury our reception.

I have booked DUKET hotel. Great suggestions.

[Hawdian]

Selam

Don't stress. All will work out for us.

Adigrat will be our new kingdom

[Selam/]

Mujahideen Hawzen Hagos aka Somalilander - The drones are coming for you. No hiding among camels or hyenas: Bomb bomb bomb! KIFFU!

Selam

Don't stress. All will work out for us.

Adigrat will be our new kingdom