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[Fiyameta]

ነጭ አሻንጉሊት ቂቂቂቂቂቂቂቂቂ Watch this and you will die laughing!

[Fiyameta]

When kids throw a tantrum, they keep crying and rolling around on the floor in public places. And that's exactly how the low IQ junta are acting, like little children. So all their rhetoric and the beating of war drums was a bluff?

[The-lice head destroyer]

The Lying TIGRAY tribes are comical.

[Wedi]

[Masud]

You will learn what they are doing when they come to your country to take back their looted property and take revenge action against your people!

[Fiyameta]

A white motorist intrigued by what he saw on the street, pulled over to ask the agame why they were rolling on the ground like babies. Then junta eden came forward to explain their bizarre behavior:

Junta eden: "We are from a country called Tigray, located in East Africa, and we are protesting against the Ethiopian invasion of our country."

White guy: "Excuse my ignorance, but I have never heard of a country called Tigray before. Is it a new country?"

Junta eden: "Tigray became a country back in 1991, but we postponed the declaration of its independence until we develop the country using Ethiopian resources, as well as annexing two ports from neighboring Eritrea."

White guy: "So when were you planning to declare your independence?"

Junta eden: "Our plan was to declare our independence in 2020, but two years before that, in 2018 the Ethiopian people overthrew our government and chased us out of the country."

White guy: "Sorry to hear that your plan didn't work. Did you at least acquire the 2 ports from Eritrea?"

Junta eden: "Well, we were working on it by deploying an army of internet warriors from Tigray to pressure Eritreans into handing over the ports."

White guy: "Did the Eritreans succumb to the demands made by your online pressure group?"

Junta eden: "Not really. Eritreans don't have a democracy and a constitution, so it was impossible to convince them to hand over their ports."

White guy: "So, why did the Ethiopians invade your country Tigray?"

Junta eden: "Because they are jealous of the development in Tigray which was built with their money."

White guy: "You stole from Ethiopians?"

Junta eden: "Stealing is a very rewarding job, and it only becomes a crime when you get caught."

White guy: " Did they catch you stealing?"

Junta eden: "They caught us working, and working hard to develop our Tigray."

White guy: "That's not irony, that's sarcasm. It sounds to me that you people from Tigray are very dishonest and unrepentant thieves."

Junta eden: "Thanks for the compliment."

White guy: "So you're crying and rolling on the ground like babies, just because the Ethiopians stopped you from stealing? WOW!"

Junta eden: "It worked to catch your attention, didn't it?"

White guy: "You bet it did. Now I know why the Ethiopians hate you. Go back to your hell hole Tigray! You Thief! "