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by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » 05 Nov 2020, 03:34
Deqi-Arawit in 1998:
"We will have lunch at the Assab port, and dinner in downtown Asmara!"
Deqi-Arawit in 1999:
"My fellow Tegaru, we have expelled 100,000 Eritreans from Ethiopia, so please feel free to raid their homes, businesses and loot all their possessions. We plan to rule Ethiopia for the next 100 years and make sure you have long term business goals.
Deqi-Arawit in 2020:
"My fellow Ethiopians, if your 170,000 sons never returned home from the war front, please forget them, it means that they died."
Deqi-Arawit in 2005:
"The elections in Ethiopia showed us that the people are not willing to accept Tigray's supremacy. So I ask all my fellow Tegaru to sell their properties and move the money out of the country before something bad happens to us. And for those of you who want to be Digital Weyane in the Diaspora, we have opened up 5 refugee camps in Tigray so you can safely move to Europe and North America by pretending to be Eritrean refugees. See you at Mereja and Facebook!"
Deqi-Arawit in 2006:
"My fellow Weyane, we have received an order from our white masters to invade Somalia, and the order was a god-sent that will guarantee us to stay in power with the blessings of our white masters. Please kick off your shoes and relax your feet!"
Deqi-Arawit in 2009:
"My fellow Weyane, please enjoy the looting without fear, for our white masters have used sanctions to tie Eritrea's hands behind its back to protect us from possible military attacks."
Deqi-Arawit in 2012:
My fellow Weyane, as we mourn the death of our great leader Meles Zenawi we must solemnly swear to work towards his vision of Abay Tigray Republic.
Deqi-Arawit in 2015:
"The uprising in Oromia region is threatening our TPLF's power. We plan to crush the upcoming Irrecha celebration to teach the Oromo a lesson they will never forget! And I advise all Tegaru living in Oromia to move their properties to Tigray effective immediately!"
Deqi-Arawit in January of 2018:
"My fellow Weyane, please ignore the alcoholic Isaias' "Game Over!" rhetoric. There's no power under the sun that can remove TPLF from power in Ethiopia. We have shown our loyalty to the white man by invading Eritrea and Somalia, so we are well protected from a regime change. Don't worry, be happy!
Deqi-Arawit in April of 2018:
"My fellow Weyane, we just made a strategic withdrawal and please don't confuse it with a defeat or a retreat. We are temporarily moving back to Mekelle because we found it necessary to regroup, rethink and rejuvenate before coming back to power in Ethiopia with a bang! I invite you all to become members of the Agazian movement we established to create our Abay Tigray republic dream.
Deqi-Arawit in November of 2020:
"My fellow Weyane, the alcoholic Abiy just sent his troops to Mekelle to arrest our TPLF leaders. He also cut off our internet and phone services in Tigray. I want you to remember that we didn't have either internet or phone service when we were in Dedebit. I urge every Digital Weyane to fight hard on Facebook and Mereja forum like your lives depend on it, because it does. Egypt is paying our salary, so we must fight like an Egyptian and survive like a caveman.