Trump made a perfect call, the most perfect ever. The Mekelle goons held the most perfect election ever held.
With a turn-out of 99.6 and the winner racking in 100% of the contested seats, you would be excused if you think it couldn't better. But wait, it gets better! The winner willingly shares 20% of the seats with the losers, and both winners and losers were seen dancing together.
In real elections, winners celebrate, losers cry, but not the most perfect election held in Tigray.