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ታሪክ፡ ሓቅኻ ኢኻ ወዲ አረይ፡ በአዱግን፡ ደቂ ኣአድጉን አኮ ትዋሪዳ አሪትራ። ሕጂ ኸኣ ኣቦ ፍሊፖስ ኣድጊ አዩ ይበሃል ኣሎ። ወይ ጸገም።

[tarik]

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[tarik]

My Eritrean ppl don't have water, and this donkey goes 2 oromia with his galla friends and inagurates water project. This adgi is stupid.

[kerenite]

My Eritrean ppl don't have water, and this donkey goes 2 oromia with his galla friends and inagurates water project. This adgi is stupid.

Tarikom,

I tell ya what! I kinda feel vomiting when I watch such image of the devil. Now, who said that he is the devil himself? Well! eyewitnesses differ and below is the authentic story which occured in eritrea:

Issu and the devil meet face to face at a narrow path both in mission.The former to wreck havoc among eritrea's neighboring countries and the latter to wreck havoc among married families, create hatred. etc...etc which is routine job for both. But who turned out to be powerful at the narrow path? our issu or the devil just guess? Yes you guessed it right.

According to the eyewitnesses who were physically present at the scene reported it as follows:

When the devil noted that issu is infront him, he was so scared, trempling besides it was noticed his feathers were falling off his wings and hence he automatically embraced christendom. The eyewitnesses add that all of them heard him reciting: BISEMAAB WEWELD MENFES QUDUS. Turned back and fled for his life.

The moral of the story, our issu is more powerful than the devil. Bravo issu!

Well! derdesha romadania derdesha saiim..the sambusa is waitng for me... but 2 hours to go.

[Fed_Up]

My Eritrean ppl don't have water, and this donkey goes 2 oromia with his galla friends and inagurates water project. This adgi is stupid.

Starvin Marvin aka judgment 1234
Only agamewoch use this word. No Eritrean use or know such name. The sob has no longer hiding under Eritrean skirt.the idiot keep shooting his agamee arse

[Aurorae]

Fyameta,
image editing is not rocket science. Why would you do this to innocent kids ? Shyyyt head

[kerenite]

My Eritrean ppl don't have water, and this donkey goes 2 oromia with his galla friends and inagurates water project. This adgi is stupid.

Tarikom,

I tell ya what! I kinda feel vomiting when I watch such image of the devil. Now, who said that he is the devil himself? Well! eyewitnesses differ and below is the authentic story which occured in eritrea:

Issu and the devil meet face to face at a narrow path both in mission.The former to wreck havoc among eritrea's neighboring countries and the latter to wreck havoc among married families, create hatred. etc...etc which is routine job for both. But who turned out to be powerful at the narrow path? our issu or the devil just guess? Yes you guessed it right.

According to the eyewitnesses who were physically present at the scene reported it as follows:

When the devil noted that issu is infront him, he was so scared, trempling besides it was noticed his feathers were falling off his wings and hence he automatically embraced christendom. The eyewitnesses add that all of them heard him reciting: BISEMAAB WEWELD MENFES QUDUS. Turned back and fled for his life.

The moral of the story, our issu is more powerful than the devil. Bravo issu!

Well! derdesha romadania derdesha saiim..the sambusa is waitng for me... but 2 hours to go.

Exclusively for kerenites, if you are around or happen to read below:

To start with, we are in mid-Romadan (the fasting month) and as you are familiar with, after FETERA (breaking of the fast) we gather in groups mostly in teashops and each one of us has to come with a joke but the joke should arouse a hysterical laughter and should not be any joke.

Here is one for you wlad Aad:

In our godforsaken country, a family was coping with their severely ill son. They took him to inda x hospital. The doctor comforted them by saying: everything will be alright. He prescribed aspirin which was the only available medicine in the market. The poor parents bought aspirin from black market but it didn't help their ailing son. So they returned back to inda x hospital and told the doc that the medicine did not help their son.The doc replied: well then, the only alternative for you is to visit a DEBTERA.

The parents as instructed by the doctor visited the debtera whose "clinic" is located few miles away. They explained to him their son's health conditions . He was attentively listening to them. Later he said: it is quite simple, put the portrait of the engel gabriel near his bed. They did but it didn't work. The next day they went to him and told him: dear debtera, the portrait of gabriel didn't work. The debtra said: well try the portrait of engel michael but to the parents this too did not work.

They returned back to the debtra and told him that this did not work either.The debtera said don't lose hope, there is another cure method.
He said: put the portrait of the DEVIL near his bed and believe me it will work. I repeat the portrait of the devil.

The next day, the parents went to idaga or market place to buy the portrait of the devil.

The first shop they visited was mohamed nur's shop.They told him that they are here to buy the portrait of the devil and mohamed nur's response very shocked was: Aauzu billah minelsheytan alrejeem.

Well, they went to the nearby shop of weyzero hanna but similar response from her: Ewayyyy..bisemeab weweld menfes qudus.

The parents didn't give up.They consulted their other family members and hence all suggested that they should buy a big picture of issayas afwerki while there is no difference between him and the devil. Well, as per the suggestion they bought issu's picture and put it near the bed of their son waiting for the miracle. To their dismay, their son started to moan and to complain that he cannot breath at all and he is dying.

The parents ran to the debtera and told him the whole story.

The debtera looked at them angrily and said:

You didn't follow my instruction I repeatedly told you the portrait of the devil. Did something ran in your minds?

What you put near his bed was the picture of SATAN AND THAT WAS AN OVERDOSE.

Siyam meQbul wefetera shehiya.