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Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 23 Oct 2024, 20:18
by Dejach Aklilu
Trump is ahead in the polls, Dejach Aklilu's crystal ball sees him in the white House come january. Kamala Harris, although a capable lady in her own right, shrinks everytime she goes in front of the media, not a natural by any stretch... doesn't quite have the umphhh Obama and Bill clinton had.
Rome will have a new emperor in 2025, since trump is the most transactional president ever, those who donated to him throughout the last 8 years will get their return X100... the dejazamach and his crystal ball can reveal Israel will annex the west Bank, gaza, Golan heights and your cats litter box. China will make a move for Taiwan with trump being forced to react kicking and screaming, ends up negotiating a half arséd hong kong kind of settlement that hands sovereignty of taiwan to xi xingping, taiwan settling for autonomy. Russia threatens kharkiv, at which point Zelenskyy sues for peace, Russia ends up annexing Eastern ukraine and half of ukraine's Black Sea, ukrain manages to hold odessa.
When it comes to the horn, the dejazmach doesn't see any territorial changes on the horizon but if somalilanders really want that recognition, they simply need to pay a million or two into the trump inauguration and the recognition will follow. Now i have come across so many somalilander uber drivers and internet cafe tycoons from Montreal to new Zealand to know you can spare a million bucks, you have two months to get it...

Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 23 Oct 2024, 20:29
by Dark Energy
Trump could care less what the monkeys do in Africa. Sorry Harris. I am going with Trump this time around. Agreed.

Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 23 Oct 2024, 20:34
by Dejach Aklilu
Dark Energy wrote: ↑23 Oct 2024, 20:29
Trump could care less what the monkeys do in Africa. Sorry Harris. I am going with Trump this time around. Agreed.
Harris would be a better president but democracy ensures each person has a vote including stupid unsophisticated ones so trump has an unfair advantage in a democracy.
Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 23 Oct 2024, 20:47
by Dark Energy
Trump committed the sanctity of the White House. He does not deserve to be the president. America has short memory. Regardless, he is my choice this time around.

Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 23 Oct 2024, 20:53
by Dark Energy
But, Republicans can benefit if Trump losses this time around. His running mate is smart, promising and very young. He could beat Harris, after four years.
Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 25 Oct 2024, 07:59
by Zack
I can’t stand the leftist I so want them to lose
Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 25 Oct 2024, 10:19
by Somaliman
Zack wrote: ↑25 Oct 2024, 07:59
I can’t stand the leftist I so want them to lose
Nowadays, Left and Right are the same. Their only difference is your perception.
Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 25 Oct 2024, 11:25
by Affable
Those who “ can’t stand the leftist” should probably leave California, New York, Maryland, Washington state and many other leftist dominated states and relocate to Wyoming.
Here is a warning though : there are many Caucasians except on TV who haven’t had seen a black person live. The experience of establishing residency there might be challenging, if not traumatizing.
Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 25 Oct 2024, 11:49
by Dark Energy
De..jaj
The US will never recognize Somali Land unless Somalia approves it. It is called World Order. Trump is not above the law. Even if he entertains the idea, the impeachment process would start.

Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 27 Oct 2024, 18:59
by Zack
Not true dark energy the west recognises states when it serves their interest just look at Kosovo recognised by the USA just to stick to the Russians . Because Serbia is an ally of Moscow . The same with East Timor . It’s not the norm to gain recognition the best path to recognition is thru the mother country’s. Like Sudan and South Sudan did like Eritrea and Ethiopia .
The west would of recognised Kurdistan long time ago if it wasn’t for turkey being a nato member .
There are several exceptional cases in the world Bangladesh unilateral independence. East Timor unilateral independence
Kosovo unilateral independence. So if the USA thinks Somaliland is in their i interest they will recognise it . How ever USA isn’t interested in breaking up Somalia unless new geopolitical interest emerge and the west sees interest in this but it is unlikely so I can assure you the west won’t recognise Somaliland
I always tell my Somaliland Friends if u want true recognition they should ditch the west and ally with rogue states in South America Russia Iran the bad boys . This is when u will get attention from the west . Russia recognised a few break away republics but our lander friends aren’t so smart they keep beating the same horse over and over again . They will go and hold presidential elections next week in the hope the west will recognise them but the west doesn’t care for democracy they held four presidential elections one man one vote over twenty years and had 5 presidents over 33 years . But still the west doesn’t care and still support Somalia how fragile it may be how dysfunctional and non democratic the Mogadishu government is the west still believes in a unified Somalia Mogadishu as its capital even though no democratic elections took place there the last democratic elections were 55 years ago .
Dr Zackovich
Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 27 Oct 2024, 19:16
by Dark Energy
Zack,
If that is true, Somali Land will be recognized. The Huthis keep shooting at Israel and United Emirates. The Gulf of Eden is becoming a war zone. You bring Iran into the Calculus , then possibility of thermonuclear war in the region increases. Somali Land is very strategic to the security of the RedSea in general and the Gulf of Eden in particular.
Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 27 Oct 2024, 20:24
by Somaliman
Zack wrote: ↑27 Oct 2024, 18:59
Not true dark energy the west recognises states when it serves their interest just look at Kosovo recognised by the USA just to stick to the Russians . Because Serbia is an ally of Moscow . The same with East Timor . It’s not the norm to gain recognition the best path to recognition is thru the mother country’s. Like Sudan and South Sudan did like Eritrea and Ethiopia .
The west would of recognised Kurdistan long time ago if it wasn’t for turkey being a nato member .
There are several exceptional cases in the world Bangladesh unilateral independence. East Timor unilateral independence
Kosovo unilateral independence. So if the USA thinks Somaliland is in their i interest they will recognise it . How ever USA isn’t interested in breaking up Somalia unless new geopolitical interest emerge and the west sees interest in this but it is unlikely so I can assure you the west won’t recognise Somaliland
I always tell my Somaliland Friends if u want true recognition they should ditch the west and ally with rogue states in South America Russia Iran the bad boys . This is when u will get attention from the west . Russia recognised a few break away republics but our lander friends aren’t so smart they keep beating the same horse over and over again . They will go and hold presidential elections next week in the hope the west will recognise them but the west doesn’t care for democracy they held four presidential elections one man one vote over twenty years and had 5 presidents over 33 years . But still the west doesn’t care and still support Somalia how fragile it may be how dysfunctional and non democratic the Mogadishu government is the west still believes in a unified Somalia Mogadishu as its capital even though no democratic elections took place there the last democratic elections were 55 years ago .
Dr Zackovich
I always tell my Somaliland Friends if u want true recognition they should ditch the west and ally with rogue states in South America Russia Iran the bad boys . This is when u will get attention from the west . Russia recognised a few break away republics
I would like to have a pint of what put you in a such wild hallucination!
First, this breakaway region is not in a position to ditch anyone, leave it alone ditching the West.
Second, I wonder which rogue states in South America you're referring to, as there are no such things in South America. Brazil is neither a rogue state nor is it immune to the influence and control of the West.
Third, both Russia and Iran have excellent relations with Somalia. Neither are they above international law.
Fourth, have those republics recognised by Russia gained any international recognition?
Finally, next time you go wild in your hallucinations, keep it in your corrupt soul and stop bullsh'tting others.
Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 28 Oct 2024, 06:54
by Zack
The break away nation now isnt recognised by any other country in the world , and if russia or any other country recognised them at least they have one country that recognised them, like these smaller gerogia break away nations. but they can ditch the west if they stop engaging with them stop receiving some of the silly aid they get , and get rid of their diplomats i always assure them if they do that and forge ties with Countries that are opposed to the west then then they can get things done and i mean venenzeula. I say to them it isnt impossible but they doing wrong totally wrong now and days Somalia and Somaliland both are on the same camp on the western camp , so there is no difference for them. But they just dont listen.
Dr Zackovich
Re: Somalilanders will get recognition if they fund trump inauguration
Posted: 28 Oct 2024, 17:41
by Dejach Aklilu
Zack wrote: ↑27 Oct 2024, 18:59
Not true dark energy the west recognises states when it serves their interest just look at Kosovo recognised by the USA just to stick to the Russians . Because Serbia is an ally of Moscow . The same with East Timor . It’s not the norm to gain recognition the best path to recognition is thru the mother country’s. Like Sudan and South Sudan did like Eritrea and Ethiopia .
The west would of recognised Kurdistan long time ago if it wasn’t for turkey being a nato member .
There are several exceptional cases in the world Bangladesh unilateral independence. East Timor unilateral independence
Kosovo unilateral independence. So if the USA thinks Somaliland is in their i interest they will recognise it . How ever USA isn’t interested in breaking up Somalia unless new geopolitical interest emerge and the west sees interest in this but it is unlikely so I can assure you the west won’t recognise Somaliland
I always tell my Somaliland Friends if u want true recognition they should ditch the west and ally with rogue states in South America Russia Iran the bad boys . This is when u will get attention from the west . Russia recognised a few break away republics but our lander friends aren’t so smart they keep beating the same horse over and over again . They will go and hold presidential elections next week in the hope the west will recognise them but the west doesn’t care for democracy they held four presidential elections one man one vote over twenty years and had 5 presidents over 33 years . But still the west doesn’t care and still support Somalia how fragile it may be how dysfunctional and non democratic the Mogadishu government is the west still believes in a unified Somalia Mogadishu as its capital even though no democratic elections took place there the last democratic elections were 55 years ago .
Dr Zackovich
You are right and you are wrong. You are right to point out the west doesn't care about democracy or human rights but only western intrests. But you are wrong to suggest ditching recognition from the west and pursue recognition from russia North Korea and Venezuela crowd. Recognition from this crowd gets you mere existence. Its an existence while being sabotaged, sanctioned and constantly humiliated by the west until you cry no masss a la iran or until they eliminate you like gaddafi or saddam. So for any small nation out there to survive and thrive, they have to have a healthy relationship with the west. There simply are no other alternative alliances to choose from. The west is too powerful, too wealthy, too dominant culturally, military, economically.
Now, it's been true that the US has chosen not to recognise somaliland and back the non existence Somalia since its in their intrest and their long standing policy to not encourage breakway republics in africa. But Trump is willing to change US long standing policy if you donate the right amount to his campaign. Moving the US embassy in Israel to Jerusalem wasnt in US intrest and had been refused by Bush and Obama but Trump did it because Sheldon adelson- one of his biggest doners requested it and gave him 20 mill. This time around, his widow is giving him similar amount, and she probably will get annexation of the west Bank and golan. So this is a golden opportunity for Somalilanders to creat a pac and go in with a million or two, their ambassador will be at the white House within a year to consumate the recognition..
