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Shocking: Divorce rate is increasing at an alarming rate among Eritrean community

Post by Thomas H » 17 Jan 2024, 08:48

Hi All,
This poll is not a scientific sampling, but offers a quick view of why Eri women are divorcing Eri men and marrying foreigners at an alarming rate. According to the information that I have from Eri women that I contacted for this survey, the reasons for divorce are the following:

1. Bad habit of Noisy Eating.
Eri men have this bad habit of slurping and open-mouthed chewing. When ever they eat their jaws click with each chew. This is really a turn off for many Eri women.

2. Eri men are like sperm. We all know that only 1 sperm out of millions fertilizes an egg. The same with Eri Men. Only 1 in a Million actually works and the vast majorities are welfare recipients. As a tax payer, this should be a concern for all of us. We don`t have to forget that USA is a land of opportunity.

3. Eritrean men are very very bad in bed. Their man hood is abnormally very small. Some of them either lie like a sack of potatoes during seexxx or think that waving their willy in any woman’s direction will induce an orga$m. Some of the Eri women that I talked have also different experiences. For example Ms T(I don`t reveal her name to keep her anonymity) who was married for a short time to a sawa graduate told me that he was pumping her like he was in a horse race and scratching all over her body and at the end her back bone was hurt and her chiropractor bills was sky high. Eri women are sick and tired of coaching them about seexxx. In simple word, Eri men do not know how to turn on a woman.

4. Eri men don`t have seexxxy appeal. They have big belly and skinny legs and this is really disgusting for Eri women. In fact majority Eri women said that most of Eri men are so ugly they can make onion cry. Some Eri men even can turn milk in to yogurt by just looking at it. In fact I was recommended by Eri women to put Eritrean men picture in my car window as an anti-theft device and to my surprise it really worked well.I urge ER forumers to try it. Your car will never be stolen.

5. Finally,this is rumor or it is unconfirmed report. There is a proposal in Washington DC, where there is the largest Eritrean community to change the name Halloween to Eritraween. We all know that Halloween is a time to be very scared. The whole purpose of Halloween is to scare people. People wear masks to scare the hell out f people. Now thanks to Eri men ugliness, you don’t need any mask any more. Stay tuned I will update you once I confirm it.

As always with love,
Sir Thomas H

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Re: Shocking: Divorce rate is increasing at an alarming rate among Eritrean community

Post by kerenite » 17 Jan 2024, 13:50

Thomas H wrote:
17 Jan 2024, 08:48
Hi All,
This poll is not a scientific sampling, but offers a quick view of why Eri women are divorcing Eri men and marrying foreigners at an alarming rate. According to the information that I have from Eri women that I contacted for this survey, the reasons for divorce are the following:

1. Bad habit of Noisy Eating.
Eri men have this bad habit of slurping and open-mouthed chewing. When ever they eat their jaws click with each chew. This is really a turn off for many Eri women.

2. Eri men are like sperm. We all know that only 1 sperm out of millions fertilizes an egg. The same with Eri Men. Only 1 in a Million actually works and the vast majorities are welfare recipients. As a tax payer, this should be a concern for all of us. We don`t have to forget that USA is a land of opportunity.

3. Eritrean men are very very bad in bed. Their man hood is abnormally very small. Some of them either lie like a sack of potatoes during seexxx or think that waving their willy in any woman’s direction will induce an orga$m. Some of the Eri women that I talked have also different experiences. For example Ms T(I don`t reveal her name to keep her anonymity) who was married for a short time to a sawa graduate told me that he was pumping her like he was in a horse race and scratching all over her body and at the end her back bone was hurt and her chiropractor bills was sky high. Eri women are sick and tired of coaching them about seexxx. In simple word, Eri men do not know how to turn on a woman.

4. Eri men don`t have seexxxy appeal. They have big belly and skinny legs and this is really disgusting for Eri women. In fact majority Eri women said that most of Eri men are so ugly they can make onion cry. Some Eri men even can turn milk in to yogurt by just looking at it. In fact I was recommended by Eri women to put Eritrean men picture in my car window as an anti-theft device and to my surprise it really worked well.I urge ER forumers to try it. Your car will never be stolen.

5. Finally,this is rumor or it is unconfirmed report. There is a proposal in Washington DC, where there is the largest Eritrean community to change the name Halloween to Eritraween. We all know that Halloween is a time to be very scared. The whole purpose of Halloween is to scare people. People wear masks to scare the hell out f people. Now thanks to Eri men ugliness, you don’t need any mask any more. Stay tuned I will update you once I confirm it.

As always with love,
Sir Thomas H
Hi tommy,

Below is a true story depicting how tigryans are money-minded and primitive. We have seen how your sisters were dancing few days ago. At first glance, I thought they were zombies.

Hey! I was about to forget the story. It is a true story which occured in Wukro as was told by a tigriyan.... here we go:

One day, ato gebrewahid was shittting in his so-called toilet. Unexpectedly, he fell into the hole full with you know what.

He yelled at his teenage son and told him to call ato kiros so that he can pull him out.

Ato kiros arrived carrying a robe. Ato Gebrewahid asked ato kiros, how much is he going to charge him for pulling him out. Ato kiros says 50 birr. Ato Gebrewahid disagrees, he offered 25 birr. Ato kiros disagrees and leaves.

Now...

Ato gebrewahid yells at his teenage son and tells him this guy is expensive.

Call gereanenya.

P. S. Don't get me wrong, it has nothing to do with prejudice. This story was told to me by a tigrayan.


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Re: Shocking: Divorce rate is increasing at an alarming rate among Eritrean community

Post by Thomas H » 18 Jan 2024, 12:02

4. Eri men don`t have seexxxy appeal. They have big belly and skinny legs and this is really disgusting for Eri women. In fact majority Eri women said that most of Eri men are so ugly they can make onion cry. Some Eri men even can turn milk in to yogurt by just looking at it.

ግን የሰው ልጅ የፈለገውን አስቀያሚ ቢሆን እንዴት ነው ወተትን አፍጥጦ በማየት ብቻ ወደ እርጎ መቀየር የሚችለው :: እስኪ ይሄንን ድንቅ የሰው ልጅ ችሎታ እንወያይበት ::

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Re: Shocking: Divorce rate is increasing at an alarming rate among Eritrean community

Post by Dark Energy » 18 Jan 2024, 12:30

Agame Tommy,

How do you know, Eritrean men are bad in bed. Do you have first hand experience of that ? :lol: :lol: :lol: I am sure Agame women would testify against that. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Shocking: Divorce rate is increasing at an alarming rate among Eritrean community

Post by Dark Energy » 18 Jan 2024, 12:47

Tommy,
Do you know why Ethiopia runs out of quarters more than any other coin in its monetary supply ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: BTW, African Union loves the Agame women. I hear they should have an annual recognition of the cheapest and hardest working Agame serving the Bantus at the Union. What does that say about Agame men ? :lol: :lol:

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Re: Shocking: Divorce rate is increasing at an alarming rate among Eritrean community

Post by Thomas H » 19 Jan 2024, 10:14

ትልቅ ትምህርት ለኤርትራውያን ወንዶች

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Re: Shocking: Divorce rate is increasing at an alarming rate among Eritrean community

Post by Thomas H » 23 Jan 2024, 00:08

ስንቱን አስተምረን እንችላለን?
An Eritrean man goes into the pharmacy and asks for some Viagra
The pharmacist asks "Do you have a prescription?
The man replies “No, but I have a picture of my wife”

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Post by Thomas H » 23 Jan 2024, 22:26

ሰሚ አጣን እንጂ ኤርትራውያኖች ወደ አዲስ አበባ የሚሄዱት ብልት ለማሳደግ ነው ብለን ተናግረን ነበር


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Re: Shocking: Divorce rate is increasing at an alarming rate among Eritrean community

Post by Thomas H » 26 Jan 2024, 21:45

አንዷን ኤርትራዊት ለምን ባልሽን ፈታሽው ስላት መጀመሪያ ነገር ከሳዋ ነው የመጣው ሁለተኛ ብልቱ ትንሽ ስለሆነች በቃ እንደዚህ ከሆነ ላስልኝ አልኩት:: ከዛ እሱ አስቦ አስቦ ብልስልሽ ደስ ይለኝ ነበር ነገር ግን አሁን የፆም ጊዜ ነው በዚህ ላይ ደግሞ Vegetarian ነኝ ስለዚህ ልልስልሽ አልችልም አለኝ ከዛ አባረርኩት ብላ ነገረችኝ::


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Re: Shocking: Divorce rate is increasing at an alarming rate among Eritrean community

Post by kerenite » 01 Feb 2024, 15:06

Thomas H wrote:
26 Jan 2024, 21:45
አንዷን ኤርትራዊት ለምን ባልሽን ፈታሽው ስላት መጀመሪያ ነገር ከሳዋ ነው የመጣው ሁለተኛ ብልቱ ትንሽ ስለሆነች በቃ እንደዚህ ከሆነ ላስልኝ አልኩት:: ከዛ እሱ አስቦ አስቦ ብልስልሽ ደስ ይለኝ ነበር ነገር ግን አሁን የፆም ጊዜ ነው በዚህ ላይ ደግሞ Vegetarian ነኝ ስለዚህ ልልስልሽ አልችልም አለኝ ከዛ አባረርኩት ብላ ነገረችኝ::
Tommy,

I love humor unlike the amiches here. I love you tigriyans, I am planning if cigar agrees with me to visit tigray together with him. On our way inside tigray, we will give briefing to the people and we will tell them that we are one folk be it culturaly, tradition wise or religion wise.

Now to the main topic, you sound to be sexy concerning liccking and which at times may cause negative impact.

Below is a true story:

A tigriyan perhaps Mesob was living in Virginia together with his wife. He was always anxious and aspiring to have a son or a daughter but to no avail. Whenever his wife was pregnant he was celebrating but sadly his wife was suffering from miscarriage, she was losing the infant during the first 20 weeks of pregnancy. Mesob was always sad.

One early morning he left home to go to work, however, he remembered he forgot his key and returned back to his home.

Once he arrived at his home, he saw a giant black american lickkking the pusssy of his wife with her legs stretched wide open.

He loudly said, NOW I KNOW THIS NIGGGER IS EATING MY KIDS and that's why I am not blessed to have kids. :lol:

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