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............A new team of technical speciallists to assist in the maintenance and deployment o fthe UAVs (drones ) has been hand-picked by Baykar CEO Seleuk Bayraktar and is expected to rrive in Addis Ababa from Istanbul next week.

………………...Both Mr. Bayraktar and a Ministry spokesperson were forthright in a news conference today, admitting that there have been recent problems with the morale of the last batch of drones. Hence the need for a team of new specialists, who are, in fact, psychiatrists. It was explained tht the doctors’ main duty will be to whisper reassuring messages to the drones at wards in Amanuel Mental Hospital, such as, “It’s okey, you’re a good piece of equipment. Yes, you are – yes, you are! Those mean, mean Amhara just refuse to stay put. There’s nothing wrong with your targeting systems…..”

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[Sam Ebalalehu]

Yes, this is a joke, but whoever wrote it has a good sense of humor. I just started smiling when I read the fourth sentence, and never stopped smiling since then.