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Fiyameta
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The Best Satire Ever! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by Fiyameta » 29 May 2023, 21:37

If you didn't know white agame do exist, now you know! :P

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Chairperson: I'll come straight to the point. This white paper is recommending we spend close to $400 Billion dollars, and at some point the Prime Minister is going to asked a very simple question: "In order to protect us from which enemy?"

Colonel: It's so hard to say..... A regional player. :roll:

Chairperson: Specifically, Colonel?

Colonel: An Indo-Pacific regional player.

Chairperson: More specifically?

Colonel: An Indo-Asia Pacific player.

Chairperson: That's broader, who're you leaving out? I sort of need a country or unaligned player that might threaten us. Just one. :|

Colonel: I wouldn't want to raise tensions in this room. :roll:

Chairperson: You know what, I will just name one and you just nod. China. :mrgreen:

*All participants nod in agreement*

Chairperson: What exactly are we protecting? :|

Colonel: Strategic interests.

Chairperson: Specifically, Colonel?

Colonel: Indo-Pacific strategic interests

Chairperson: Really specifically?

Colonel: Indo-Asia Pacific strategic interests

Chairperson: You know what, I'll say it and you nod. Our trade routes. :mrgreen:

*All participants nod in agreement*

Chairperson: And who's our number one trading partner? China? :mrgreen:

*All participants nod in agreement*

Chairperson: So under this scenario we're spending close to $30 Billion dollars a year to protect our trade with China..... from China? :shock:

*All participants nod in agreement*

Chairperson: And that doesn't strike anyone at this table as odd? :roll:

*All participants shake their heads to mean they don't see it as odd.*

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Re: The Best Satire Ever! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by Fiyameta » 30 May 2023, 04:36

US Vice President Kamala Harris came to Zambia, landed at a Chinese-built Airport in Zambia, moved on a Chinese-build road in Zambia, and attended a summit at a venue that was China's gift to Zambia, she then told Africans not to do business with China. :P :P


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Re: The Best Satire Ever! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by sesame » 30 May 2023, 05:00

Nothing can best this
So under this scenario we're spending close to $30 Billion dollars a year to protect our trade with China..... from China?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Best Satire Ever! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by Fiyameta » 30 May 2023, 07:19

:P :P :P :P

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Re: The Best Satire Ever! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by DefendTheTruth » 30 May 2023, 07:42

What I am thinking since today morning is that Africans should collaborate and pass similar laws Uganda to protect family values like Uganda did and let America impose its endless embargo on all of them, instead of hurting one single entity at a time, using the same old tactic of divide and rule.

Let Africans all (most of them) pass a new law in favor of the protection of family values, a family is the foundation of any society, poor or rich, white or black, westerner or easterner, everywhere. This institution needs the utmost protection from the on-slaught,

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Re: The Best Satire Ever! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by Meleket » 30 May 2023, 10:57

ይህንን ግሩም እይታ ኣለማድነቅ በፍጹም ኣይቻልም። ግሩምና ወርቃማ እይታ በመሆኑ፡ ጸሓፊውን ኣመስግነናል፡ እኛ ኤርትራውያን የመሃልና የመስመር ዳኞች በኤርትራዊ ጭዋነት ኩራትና ትህትና ጭምር! :mrgreen:
DefendTheTruth wrote:
30 May 2023, 07:42
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Let Africans all (most of them) pass a new law in favor of the protection of family values, a family is the foundation of any society, poor or rich, white or black, westerner or easterner, everywhere. This institution needs the utmost protection from the on-slaught,

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