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There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget.

They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top."

So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"

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There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget.

They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top."

So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"

Merhaba EriP,

That was hilarilus lol.

Here is a true story for you but it negates those who suffer from alzheimer as those above.

In our community club here an eri sister made us laugh. Below is the story:

The eri sister works as quasi nurse in an Altenheim or nusery for elderly people.

She said, one of my favourite oldie in the nursery is an over 80 years old man. When he smiles he looked precisely like my dead father and that's why I liked him. He is 100% fit, his brain functions same as a 30 years old person.

I commended him by saying, you are the best amongst all. Alzheimer has no chance to visit you.

And his response was and which made her furious:

He said by pointing his finger at his head: HERE IS GOOD

And then again, he pointed his finger at his mesheni (below the belt) and said:

HERE NOT GOOD.

Of course this annoyed the sister and said:

Ewaaaaay....getskha TirhaQ anta aregit....Ewala.

It is Sunday, I hope I brought a smile to your face.