Dear DW,
This is to inform you that the following Digital members of your department are on suspension for being false prophets of doom and gloom to PFDJ supporters:
1. Major General Filipos Woldeyohannes Eshetu, also known by a nickname of Merhano
2. QB, some people know him as Qeran Buda, but his real name is Tesfamichael Gerahtu
3. Awash
4. Almaze, who is none other than Sophia Tesfamariam.
Our dear leader is currently performing his patented dance called, “Alekhu eye zibelye”.
Until the next episode of nightmare is realeased, please catch up with your sleep!