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Shewa jokes about Gojjam's "tight" punani

Posted: 03 Jul 2026, 12:25
by Dama
Not in Gurage. We are descent enough.

When you come to Ankober, Entoto and now Addis Abeba, this is where you hear jokes about Gojjam females punani being tight.

Was it not designed to incite Menelick's neftenyas to rape Gojjam's female to demolarize Gojjam public from supporting rival Teklehaimanot? It did not work though because he mobilized 10, 000 more fighters against Menelick but still lost the war at Embabo, captured and held as POW.

Defeated by Menelick in the first and last one lonely battle.

On the contrary, Gurage defeated Menelcik himself leading tge war with Gobena and Darge on his sides twice, with 1000s killed, rifles and mortars confiscated between 1875 and 1878. All in all Menelick fought Gurage in 11 battles, the last of which was in 1889.
The war ended in a mutual ceasfire agreement.

Yea, Addis, Taitu Bitul's bread and b*tter, jokes about Gojjam females tight punani. Could this be the reason why Mengistu H.M Ayana chose a wife from Gojjam?

"Tight punani!". Sounds like a p*mp's selling point. A p*syy markeing scheme.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Shewa jokes about Gojjam's "tight" punani

Posted: 03 Jul 2026, 13:13
by Odie
Is this because the qom*tas are expert in punani sampling that they said this slang in their bird language?

"ሞተር ከስላሌ
አንቴና ከጎጃም"

The qom*tas promoted STDs in their culture and prostitutes wherever they went and liked concubines or what they said የጭንገረድ in their vulgar language.

Also, since they were a source of STDs, they suffered shrinking pe—nis syndrome and fistulas as their saying goes:

ጨብጥና ቂጥኝ ባቀኑት ምድር
ከርክር መጋዝ ይዞ ይጎምደው ጀመር::
At their peak they comitted all blunders and viles no wonder people hate their culture and their chauvinism 😂😂

Re: Shewa jokes about Gojjam's "tight" punani

Posted: 03 Jul 2026, 13:21
by Dama
I did not know until the 1990s, when G.Yesus H.mariam published his book on Gurage culture that neftenyas introduced to Gurage the hitherto non-existent sexually transmitted diseases.
Gurage was not the only victim as you can imagine.All those kingdoms conquered by bloody genocider Menelick were victims of sexually transmitted diseases in addition to suffering extrajudicial murders, maiming by bullets, beatings, enslavement, tribute taxes, etc.

Re: Shewa jokes about Gojjam's "tight" punani

Posted: 03 Jul 2026, 15:35
by Dama
Did Menelick and Taitu joked about Gojjam's "tight punani" during their private moments as a romantic foreplay?
May be!

Re: Shewa jokes about Gojjam's "tight" punani

Posted: 04 Jul 2026, 01:06
by Tiago
Pot-head wooraGAYS talking about punani. :lol: :lol: :lol: