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[Deqi-Arawit]

The Eritrean dictator doesn't have any military triumph on his merit.

6 ወራር which took place in 1981 was a bitter war on which the existence of our struggle was on the verge of extinction. For the first time, Ethiopia used poison gas to dislodge our troops from the Sahel mountains. When the war was directed by Petros Solomon, the Eritrean dictator was in Mogadishu Somalia chilling and relaxing at the expense of Said Bare hospitality.

in 1988, the war which liberated all most western Eritrea including Afabet and nacfa was led by General Mesfin Hagos.

The second libation of Massawa which took place in 1990 was lead by General Sebhat Ephrem.

1984, operation 18 minutes which involved of decimating almost 30 Derg planes were masterminded by the General Sebhat Ephrem.

Now, look and laugh, how the skunis are trying to attach some kind of military triumph to the Eritrean dictator.

Issias Afwerkt disclosed the name of the fighters.

But I am not surprised, when these skunis even take pride and try to connect Alexander Isak to the Eritrean Isak, to try to take credit of the things which take place in Eritrea is an easy task.

[Fiyameta]

[Zack]

Well now, according to that ever illustrious oracle of football gossip in england and in spain , our dear fellow Zmeselo, the reason young Alexander Isak parted ways with Real Sociedad wasn’t merely contractual, nor tactical, nor even remotely logical in any sense for that matter. Oh no it was, in fact, a matter of geopolitics and sheer patriotic theatre all in played by the only dictator of Asmara .

You see, it all began with a fateful visit to Asmara, where the esteemed Mr Isak alexander presumably armed with little more than a suitcase and a vague curiosity to the land of his parents and ancesstors was most graciously permitted to land at the airport. And not just any airport, mind you, but one overseen by none other than the Supreme Patriotic Totalitarian of Asmara himself Wedi Afom, a man known more for iron fisted governance than sporting acumen indeed .

Now, as the tale goes, Wedi Afom, in a rare moment of football diplomacy (or perhaps divine revelation), bestowed upon young Alexander his blessing a symbolic nod so powerful that it transcended borders, contracts, and possibly the very laws of physics its self .

Thus inspired or perhaps spiritually conscripted Isak promptly took his talents to Newcastle United, because, naturally, when one receives the approval of a totalitarian figurehead such as isias afewerki , the only sensible course of action is to join the Premier League.

And that, dear lads is how Asmara's air traffic control altered the fate of English football.


Dr Zackovich

[Zmeselo]

Well now, according to that ever illustrious oracle of football gossip in england and in spain , our dear fellow Zmeselo, the reason young Alexander Isak parted ways with Real Sociedad wasn’t merely contractual, nor tactical, nor even remotely logical in any sense for that matter. Oh no it was, in fact, a matter of geopolitics and sheer patriotic theatre all in played by the only dictator of Asmara .

You see, it all began with a fateful visit to Asmara, where the esteemed Mr Isak alexander presumably armed with little more than a suitcase and a vague curiosity to the land of his parents and ancesstors was most graciously permitted to land at the airport. And not just any airport, mind you, but one overseen by none other than the Supreme Patriotic Totalitarian of Asmara himself Wedi Afom, a man known more for iron fisted governance than sporting acumen indeed .

Now, as the tale goes, Wedi Afom, in a rare moment of football diplomacy (or perhaps divine revelation), bestowed upon young Alexander his blessing a symbolic nod so powerful that it transcended borders, contracts, and possibly the very laws of physics its self .

Thus inspired or perhaps spiritually conscripted Isak promptly took his talents to Newcastle United, because, naturally, when one receives the approval of a totalitarian figurehead such as isias afewerki , the only sensible course of action is to join the Premier League.

And that, dear lads is how Asmara's air traffic control altered the fate of English football.


Dr Zackovich

[Deqi-Arawit]

Zack, Let me Tell you another secret.

Do you know that the national security advisor in Eritrea is a fortune teller who is of Tokrir roots ( nigerians who were unable to make to haj pilgrimage who settled in western Eritrea). Every now and then, the Eritrean dictator pay him a visit if there are individuals within his inner circle who are making conspiracy against the dictator, then the Tokrir tells him and the dictator act accordingly. In fact, there is also another fortune teller in village 15 kilometers from the capital where he advises the dictator on state Affairs. This fortune teller unlike the Tokrir is a Tigrigna priest who probably took graduation in Gojam theology schools.

That is despite our religion prohibit people to go to fortune tellers

This is the skunis telling people to admire.