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I just read a story about the summit of countries in the so-called BRICS group. How come Eritrea and Somalia were not invited? Eritrea has the highest GDP(PPP) in Africa and 2nd highest in the world just below Singapore. Somalia is the most powerful and industrialized country in Somalia itself. How dare you Putin? Eritrea was the one that emancipated Ethiopia from fascism in 1896 and 1941. Eritrea was the one that taught Ethiopia how to add, subtract, multiply and divide. Eritrea was the one that taught Ethiopia even how to talk and write by inventing the Amhara and Oromo languages. I’m gonna go there to Kazan and picket in front of the summit hall demanding the inclusion of Eritrea and Somalia and my homeboy el-Sisi will back me up on that one. Putin and Xi, you're in big trouble for not inviting me and my beloved two countries !!!

ittu,
As a pure Hamasienait from the old Midre Bahri Eritrea, I was mad and angry too, at Russia and China for not inviting my beloved Eritrea that is the model to all emerging nations. This is my Eritrea that built more than 400 best underground schools within 30 years to protect its students from every considerable ills on earth. However, the deviants in USA, burning in envy of Eritrea, call them "dungeons and prisons".
That short Ethiopian emperor had less than eight and that shanqo called Mengistu had only 24 all over Eritrea.
In my opinion, it is a CIA Langley conspiracy and bloody envy that prevented Eritrea and my beloved everlasting brother leader Issaias Afeworki from flying all the way to Kazan, Russia to attend the BRICS summit; in his fastest Jet Stream private airplane that flies in sonic boom, a gift from the brotherly people of Somalia who never lived in the Zoo. The deviants in CIA call it: the lazy ugly docile camel.
As you mentioned, we invented also bridge building, railway lines, hydro electric power and we even introduced the first computer to Africa but America and the CIA never sleep without dreaming our demise.
You may not believe this, young people are flocking to live and get our Green Card in droves all the way from Yemen, Sudan, Somalia and so do those pesky Ethiopians. Last week, we accepted 2000 refugees from North Korea who docked into our port. We are expecting 60,000 Israeli refugees in 2025. Our plan is to build a wall on our border to prevent Ethiopians refugees in deluge. Already we had accepted more than 250,000 of them in ten years.

Our tourism slogan says it all:

Eritrea, a nation of more than 365 underground schools.

ittuabafarda wrote: ↑

22 Oct 2024, 23:04

I just read a story about the summit of countries in the so-called BRICS group. How come Eritrea and Somalia were not invited? Eritrea has the highest GDP(PPP) in Africa and 2nd highest in the world just below Singapore. Somalia is the most powerful and industrialized country in Somalia itself. How dare you Putin? Eritrea was the one that emancipated Ethiopia from fascism in 1896 and 1941. Eritrea was the one that taught Ethiopia how to add, subtract, multiply and divide. Eritrea was the one that taught Ethiopia even how to talk and write by inventing the Amhara and Oromo languages. I’m gonna go there to Kazan and picket in front of the summit hall demanding the inclusion of Eritrea and Somalia and my homeboy el-Sisi will back me up on that one. Putin and Xi, you're in big trouble for not inviting me and my beloved two countries !!!

This is called the reality setting in you been lying to yourself for too long


The BRICS know there is no living economy in the shi't'hole. And they know the shi'hole pu'zzy is abused for 600 years and has nothing leftover inside. All 4 countries that Colonized you looted it all


The ferenjis ain't stupi'd when comes to detecting where the money is

As I promised, I went to Kazan to protest the exclusion of Eritrea and Somalia. After picketing in the front of the conference hall blaring my bullhorn, both Putin and Xi came out to ask me why I am picketing. I told them because Eritrea and Somalia were not invited. They both apologized and they will include both countries in the next summit. They both told me Ethiopia was the one that misled them and will exclude Abiy from the next summit that will be held both in Piccolo Roma and Villa Mogadishu and I will be the moderator/chairman. You guys, eat your hearts out cuz you're jealous I now have both Putin and Xi in my pocket!!! Na, na, na, nah!!!!!

Folks! I just accomplished what has been my number one lifetime ambition. I was able to bunch up that thing called Ethiopia into my left hand and destroyed into smithereens that can never be salvageable with my right hand. To achieve that I had to wipe out every living breathing Amhara, Oromo and their sympathetic Issa, Afar, Sidama, Gambela, Beni and 80 other Amhara and Oromo huggers. That Ethiopia has been a bad example for all other colored people who refused to be ruled by colonial masters. Folks, our long global nightmare is over! I have killed Ethiopia. That has made bigots and connivers in Minnesota. LA, Michigan, Tennessee, Oslo and Down Under so happy that they have been dancing in the streets for days since I smoked Ethiopia. Siad Barre's cousin and the only person who knows what the correct foreign policy of USA on the Horn of Africa should be, Af-Mishaar, is as happy as a kid at a chocolate factory. Now, the keys to the GERD dam is in the hands of my benefactor el-Sisi, Ogaden has been given to Somalia and all mines of precious metals and all exports of coffee, hides, flowers and oil seeds has been presented to Eritrea. Am I genius or what!!!!!

I told you! I told you!! I told you!!! Ethiopia and Eritrea were supposed to play two matches in CHAN group stage but both games were cancelled because Ethiopia withdrew from the competition. It was so scared of Eritrea that it decided to disqualify itself. It is said that every African team is so scared of the Eritrean team that the league decided to let Eritrea advance to the final. I am flying to Asmara tomorrow to personally congratulate the people there. See, I told you I am the best reporter in the world! Am I genius or what!!!

Getachew of Tigray has just announced that his government has decided to release 400 POW's he claimed to be Eritrean soldiers. No these were not Eritreans but members of the Sami people from northern Norway. Their skin got darker and started to resemble Eritreans after sun tanned by Tigray’s toasty weather. Eritrean soldiers never set their feet on any ground outside their country. In stead, Ethiopia was the one that invaded Eritrea at Gundat in 1875, at Gura in 1876, at Adwa in 1896, at Keren in 1941 and at Asmara in 1952 and 1962 killing more than 36 million Eritrean civilians and destroying Eritrean property valued at more than 896 billion in US dollars. Ethiopia has yet to cough up for all of this loss by Eritrea. For the sole purpose of fair reparation I have transferred the following Ethiopia's sources of revenue over to Eritrea effective immediately:
1) Ethiopian Airlines with all its fleet.
2) Ethiopian Shipping Lines with all its merchant ships
3) All operating and discovered precious metals(diamond, gold, silver etc..)
4) All verified reserves of petroleum and natural gas reserves
5) Ethio Telecom and its entire infrastructure.
6) All locomotives and rail cars must be sent to Eritrea.
7) All exports of coffee, hides, flowers, cotton, fruits, wheat and oil seeds.
Other sources of revenue yet to be identified.
9) All able bodied Amhara and Oromo men will be transported to Eritrea to rebuild the property and infrastructure of Eritrea destroyed
by Ethiopian invaders at no charge. These workers must bring all the clothing they need and they will be provided with food(daily 800 calories to get
them fit just like the average Eritrean) and tents as shelters. They will not be allowed to socialize with the citizens of Eritrea.

This ruling is final and can not be appealed or repealed.

Am I genius or what?!!!!