❄️ TIGRAY - LAND OF COMEDY HEROES!❄️ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ❄️❄️❄️❄️
Posted: 02 Jan 2023, 18:58
Fiyameta wrote: ↑02 Jan 2023, 18:58
How many Ethiopian tanks did you blow up?
Child Soldier: Three.
What kind of weapon did you use to blow them up?
Child Soldier: Hand grenades.
How were you able to sneak into the Ethiopian military camp without being noticed?
Child Soldier: They actually knew I was at the camp and they even gave me cookies because they saw me as a little kid, but they had no idea about my secret mission.
What did the Ethiopian soldiers say after you blew up their 3 tanks?
Child Soldier: They screamed "Weyane is blowing up our tanks!"... "Weyane is blowing up our tanks!"
How old are you?
Child Soldier: 13.
Did you capture any weapons during the amazing commando operation?
Child Soldier: Yes, a Bren.
Who killed the soldier whose Bren you had captured?
Child Soldier: TPLF snipers.
What kind of weapon are you carrying now?
Child Soldier: A Kalashnikov.
In how many battles have you fought so far?
Child Soldier: 5.
Can you name them?
Child Soldier: Guya, Banga, Gororo, Tembien and Eritrea.
Were you fighting in the trenches?
Child Soldier: Yes.
You are indeed a hero!! The people of Tigray are very proud of you!



