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Which foreign country? Which one? What? I can't hear you! Speak up Mr.!!! You know what? I will tell you which foreign country sent it’s well trained soldiers to fight along Debre's forces and kicked your tuchus until you begged for no more. Somebody, I say somebody here blew my cover. They must be those Oromaras. What? You did not hear about Oromaras? You have no clue, don't you? They are those Amharas and their collaborating Oromos. Some of them are sitting right in front of you, Mr. I sent some of them to Mekele last July along with the following indomitable armies.
1) The Gunter Army from Ready Player One
2) An Army of Heroes from Justice League
3) Saruman's Army from Lord of Rings
4) All the MCU Superheroes from Avengers: Endgame
5) The Grand Army of the Republic from Star Wars and the meanest of all armies
6) The Borg Collective from Star Trek

Now you know dear PM. Stop hitting it around and tell those miserable people that it was me, me nobody else who sent his army just to make you look bad!!! What? Where are you going? Where? Tulsa? Aha! To meet up with disgraced pastors? Ok, ok, I hear you I hear you. Bon Voyage. Thank you for leaving behind a country so mangled up!!!

Oops! I forgot something. I had also sent Tweety Bird, her nemesis Sylvester, Hermit the Frog and Miss Piggy as mine sweepers to help Debre's army. That was why he army was to capture Dessie, Kombolcha and now Debre Birhan that he could not do trying for almost 6 months. Tweety just shot me an email and she loves her mission and likes the smell of napalm in the morning. She said it smells like victory and soon this war is gonna end. Tweety Bird said and predicted that. Hey, don't be mad at me. Tweety said that. Don't kill the messenger here. She also told me that the plan is to enter Addis/Finfine on or before November 15, 2021. She promised me to declare my brand new and a separate republic right a day after entering the capital. She gave me an order to summon those vocal lawyers from Virginia, Minnesota, London, UK and Melbourne, Australia. She will have jobs for them to do for the new republic. One of them is like 6’4” 230lb chiseled like the Green Giant and Mr. Universe Steve Reeves and will use him to protect her from Sylvester the Cat, her nemesis.