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As expected not one or two but dozens had submitted their resumes for the positions of coolies and hammals.

1) One is about 6'-6" tall who was raised by Aboy Sebhat in Mekele. He is a buzz saw with chiseled physique. He can carry me and 20 more of my hommies just one side of his shoulder and he can haul away 30 of war emaciated militias on the other shoulder and still he can flatten 1,000 Amharas with just a single swing. If I were an Amhara I would stay clear of this Oromo Hercules. He also comes with 15,000 dedicated followers who he trained in the latest military warfare in the wilds of Virginia.

2) Another one comes with 10,000 of determined followers who he trained in the snowy mountains of Michigan in the most modern warfare. He has personal score to settle with the Amhara since an Amhara girl either turned him down or dumped him. He is the most articulate communicator in Oromifaa.

3) The 3rd and the 4th one are from the UK and Down Under. They have applied for a custodian position to keep my office squeaky clean

4) The 5th one was a female but I had turned her application down because in her previous posts she had showed misplaced sympathy to the Mai'Kadra incidence. She said innocent civilians were killed there but that was not true. Those who died were killed in a fair fight. She is not reliable.

5) The other group of applicants did so for the hammal positions and was all Amharas. One group had split from their party and has been looking for shelter. They can be stubborn fighting SOB'S on the battlefields. There are about 5 among them who are well muscled up. With them as front tour guides Gondar, Gojjam and other areas in the Amhara region will be in the bag in a matter of days. Hey Abiy, Amharas and their Oromo supporters! We are coming for you!

6) One resume that was submitted was just an absolute windfall. I was looking for someone to counter the well trained special commando unit sent on us by Mustefe and this applicant fits the bill very well. He has about 10,000 dedicated blind followers who he personally trained in the best fighting techniques in the mountains and deserts of California. Hey Mustefe and Formajo! We are coming for you too!!!

Now we listed new job openings for cooking and bodyguard positions. You must be an Eritrean. With qualified applicants me and my hommies will be in Asmara in just a week. We will give them their hub so they can effectively spread my gospel of destroying the status quo. Hey Issu!!! We are coming for you!!!

All those whose applications were approved will be compensated commensurate with their academic background and experience.

You are 80 years old but talking like an 8 year old

There was one applicant from the Amhara race but his application had arrived just a little late after the ad was closed. It was from a member of former prosperous landed family. Nobility that is.

All the other selected applicants both from Amhara and Oromo races have already started getting advanced training in both rural and urban warfare. That muscled up Oromo applicant and the equally chiseled bodied pick from the Amhara race are just a sight to wonder. You think Atlas was huge! These two? Forget about it!!! I can't wait until I do my jumping jack flash to my Grammy nominated laloye drum beat right at the center of the Oromo and Amhara capitals before this coming New Year in less than 3 weeks!

Hello Everyone!

I had received a call from my hommie Debre at sunrise this morning. He has asked everyone of you to join him in congratulating the Talaban for their blinding fast victory. He told me that their victory has become a tremendous moral uplift for his bullet proof army of the gold race. He told me that since yesterday afternoon he has captured all the areas surrounding the port of Assab, who need Djibouti he said. For all intents and purposes Humera and the whole Wolkait of Western Tigray is in the hands of his mighty army. He said he personally traveled to the border and shook hands with Al-Sarik Samsum(split) Burhan yesterday. Then late yesterday he had received a package with a lot of goodies in it. I asked him what came with it. He said ground to air missiles, heavy artillery guns and too many to list guns. I asked him who the sender was he said the bill of lading does show who the sender. But it was labeled as humanitarian medical supplies. He thought the Herman group could be the one. I reminded him that Herman had bad mouthed you as very corrupt. Debre was roaring in laughter when I told him that. He said ‘Ittu, you are so naive, aren’t you? He was showing his masterful skills of intricate operation’. He assured me that his goal of triumphant entry into Addis/Finfine before the coming New Year in just 3 weeks is right on schedule. He told me I will be invited to the celebration as an honorary guest and I had politely declined his ‘generous’ offer.

That is all she wrote!!!

Make that: He said he personally traveled to the border and shook hands with Al-Sariq Samsum(selit/sesame seeds) Burhan yesterday.