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Zmeselo wrote: ↑

12 Jul 2021, 09:29

A Short Guide to Comparative Religions

Taoism: Shít happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shít happens."
Buddhism: If shít happens, it isn't really shít.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shít happening?
Hinduism: This shít happened before.
Mormonism: This shít is going to happen again.
Islam: If shít happens, take a hostage.
Stoicism: This shít is its own reward.
Protestantism: Let this shít happen to someone else.
Calvinism: Shít happens because you don't work hard enough.
Pentecostalism: In Jesus' name, heal this shít!
Catholicism: Shít happens because you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shít always happen to me?
Zoroastrianism: Shít happens half the time.
Marxism: This shít is going to hit the fan.
Atheism: No shít.
Seventh Day Adventist: No shít on Saturdays.
Existentialism: Absurd shít.
Agnosticism: What is this shít?
Nihilism: Who gives a shít?
Christian Science: Shít is in your mind.
Moonies: Only happy shít really happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, Knock, shít happens.
Scientology: Shít happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
Hare Krishna: Shít happens, Rama Rama- Ding Ding.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shít happening.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shít.

kerenite wrote: ↑

12 Jul 2021, 12:03

Zmeselo wrote: ↑

12 Jul 2021, 09:29

Aite zemeselo,

Since you are the capo of higdefites in this forum, let me kidnap you out of it for some minutes. Alert! It has less relevance to the subject of your thread.

Let's go......

According to today's breaking news in arab medias (link below), SECTARIAN WAR is being waged between the MUFTI (spiritual leader) of Ethiopia muslims, his name annotated as Haj Omar Idris and the mufti of Egypt (supported by multiple ex-muftis of egypt).

The argument of the ethio mufti is very diplomatic, he told the egyptians and the sudanese that ethiopia has no ill-motivated plan to harm them. He added "we ethios need the dam in order to alleviate our people from property"

His statement is the truth and I fully concur with him, however, he is under extreme attack by the current and ex-muftis of egypt. They religionized it. They went back to the 6th century by telling the good ethio mufti that in abyssinia there was a righteous king Alnegashi (negash) but aby ain't. He is here to harm us.

Ethios, stand with your mufti, he is all alone facing the egyptian muftis.


www.alquds.co.uk

Zmeselo wrote: ↑

12 Jul 2021, 12:35

The mosque-less chgrayan jihadist, talking about kidnappning.

What's new?


This is, simply, BRILLIANT!

A Short Guide to Comparative Religions

Taoism: Shít happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shít happens."
Buddhism: If shít happens, it isn't really shít.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shít happening?
Hinduism: This shít happened before.
Mormonism: This shít is going to happen again.
Islam: If shít happens, take a hostage.
Stoicism: This shít is its own reward.
Protestantism: Let this shít happen to someone else.
Calvinism: Shít happens because you don't work hard enough.
Pentecostalism: In Jesus' name, heal this shít!
Catholicism: Shít happens because you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shít always happen to me?
Zoroastrianism: Shít happens half the time.
Marxism: This shít is going to hit the fan.
Atheism: No shít.
Seventh Day Adventist: No shít on Saturdays.
Existentialism: Absurd shít.
Agnosticism: What is this shít?
Nihilism: Who gives a shít?
Christian Science: Shít is in your mind.
Moonies: Only happy shít really happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, Knock, shít happens.
Scientology: Shít happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
Hare Krishna: Shít happens, Rama Rama- Ding Ding.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shít happening.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shít.

kerenite wrote: ↑

12 Jul 2021, 12:03

Zmeselo wrote: ↑

12 Jul 2021, 09:29

Aite zemeselo,

Since you are the capo of higdefites in this forum, let me kidnap you out of it for some minutes. Alert! It has less relevance to the subject of your thread.

Let's go......

According to today's breaking news in arab medias (link below), SECTARIAN WAR is being waged between the MUFTI (spiritual leader) of Ethiopia muslims, his name annotated as Haj Omar Idris and the mufti of Egypt (supported by multiple ex-muftis of egypt).

The argument of the ethio mufti is very diplomatic, he told the egyptians and the sudanese that ethiopia has no ill-motivated plan to harm them. He added "we ethios need the dam in order to alleviate our people from property"

His statement is the truth and I fully concur with him, however, he is under extreme attack by the current and ex-muftis of egypt. They religionized it. They went back to the 6th century by telling the good ethio mufti that in abyssinia there was a righteous king Alnegashi (negash) but aby ain't. He is here to harm us.

Ethios, stand with your mufti, he is all alone facing the egyptian muftis.


www.alquds.co.uk

Zmeselo wrote: ↑

12 Jul 2021, 09:29

kerenite wrote: ↑

12 Jul 2021, 13:14

Once Anjal always Anjal.

No wonder you are the capo of higdefites and their numbers are dwindling by the day.

Higdef should assign in this forum a smarter one. You failed them. Hey! I have noticed many higdefites (famous in this forum) have abandoned this forum.
You are left with the types of toj gelemele or tarik aka with multiple nicks. The rest are a bunch of deQi torserawit.

South Africa is a full-fledged constitutional democracy, that's why there's unrest!

Zmeselo wrote: ↑

12 Jul 2021, 13:57

South Africa is a full-fledged constitutional democracy, that's why there's unrest!

AbaQ, the terrorist

World news
22 killed as Ethiopian forces fire on protesters

Sarah Left

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/jun/08/sarahleft

Wed 8 Jun 2005

Ethiopian security forces today opened fire on stone-throwing protesters angered by alleged fraud in last month's parliamentary elections, killing at least 22 people.



The government said security forces had acted to restore order as protests in the Ethiopian capital, Addis Ababa, entered a third day.

An Associated Press reporter saw 11 bodies in a room in the city's main hospital - at least four of them with gunshot wounds to the head - and was told they were only some of the casualties.

Doctors at two others hospitals reported that 11 more people had been killed, with hundreds of others - many of whom had suffered gunshot wounds - injured.

Yesterday, the foreign office said a British government minister had spoken to the Ethiopian prime minister, Meles Zenawi - who is a member of Tony Blair's commission for Africa - by telephone.

We are very concerned at the outbreaks of violence, and have said to them that they need to exercise maximum restraint and respect for human rights,

a foreign office spokesman said.

Protests over the election result erupted despite a ban on public demonstration imposed by Mr Meles in the aftermath of the disputed May 15 poll. According to official results, his ruling Ethiopian People's Revolutionary Democratic Front party won a majority of seats.



The minister of information, Bereket Simon - also the party's spokesman - said he did not have an accurate death toll from the shooting. However, he accused the opposition Coalition for Unity and Democracy of being behind the protests - a claim the CUD has denied.

Today, some of their followers, and some who wanted to use this opportunity for looting, have gathered in some parts of Addis and disrupted the smooth functioning of life,

Mr Simon said.

So the government had to use the anti-riot police to resolve the situation.

(He should get a death sentence, just for this)

He said seven buses had been destroyed, civilian cars attacked and businesses and banks damaged. Rejecting claims that the police had used excessive force, he said:

These people were committed to disrupting the smooth functioning of civil life and law and order, so we had to protect people.

Opposition parties say there was widespread fraud and intimidation in the election - charges denied by the ruling party.

An EU election observation mission in Ethiopia reported concerns over the vote count last month, after polling itself had appeared to run relatively smoothly. The foreign office said it was awaiting the outcome of an investigation by Ethiopia's national electoral board.

The CUD vice chairman, Berhanu Nega, said the party was not behind a strike by taxi drivers and shop owners in the city today.

Our sense is that the government is deliberately targeting us and fomenting violence to stop the electoral process and then blaming it on the opposition,

he said.

We have been saying all along that the public must be calm and patient and wait for the outcome of the investigations into the election.

State-run radio broadcast a warning in Amharic to Ethiopians not to stage any additional protests.

With effect from today, especially after the issuance of this statement, the police and security forces will take stern action against those shouting in groups, trying to cause destruction of government and people's property and piling stones on the roads and trying to disrupt peaceful and legal movement of the people,

the warning said.

Today's shooting began after the army's special forces troops arrived at the central business district of Addis Ababa, where protesters were throwing stones.

One of those injured in the shooting - who refused to give his name because of fear of retribution - said troops had fired on people who were fleeing. He said he had been caught up in the protest, and was not taking part in it.

Addis Ababa city police also shot at protesters, another person receiving hospital treatment told AP.

The police were running at the crowd, firing shots. I got shot in my leg,

the 22-year-old labourer said.

I was just trying to get home to avoid the trouble.

Atenyesh Mamo, a 39-year-old mother of two, said she had been shot in the waist after opening the door to her home to take her seven-year-old son inside as the protests escalated.

I don't know why they shot me ... all I was doing was looking for my son

she said.

I am very angry, and I don't know why the soldiers want to shoot us.

Almost an hour after the shooting, ambulances and private vehicles continued to bring the injured to the city's Black Lion hospital.

Today's strikes, organised by people who distributed handwritten notes and sent out text messages, took place after two days of violent protests by university students in which one person was killed, dozens injured and hundreds arrested.

The elections had been seen as a test of Mr Meles's commitment to the reform of his sometimes authoritarian regime.

Before questions surfaced about the count, EU observers had called the campaign and voting

the most genuinely competitive elections the country has experienced,

despite some human rights violations. (Haha, funny EU)