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Posted: 25 Mar 2021, 20:16




BREAKING: Anonymous Sources Say US-Targeted Government Did An Invisible Bad Thing
Caitlin Johnstone
https://caitlinjohnstone.substack.com/p ... ces-say-us
Mar 24
We interrupt today's Caitlin Johnstone article with this breaking news report from the National News Conglomerate. NNC: Obey.
WASHINGTON -- One of the nations the United States government has targeted for destruction is guilty of doing a very bad thing that nobody can see, according to sources familiar with the matter.
One senior official who spoke on conditions of anonymity told NNC that while nobody was killed or injured by the bad thing that was done by the bad country, and that the bad thing has in fact had no discernible effect on anything anywhere that everyday Americans would be able to perceive with the naked eye, it was still a very bad thing and will almost certainly require a much more inflated military budget to deal with.
the official said.It's true that the thing which was done was not bad enough to have hurt any American or to have affected the observable universe in any way that Americans can verify by observation, but it was definitely bad enough to justify strengthening our military presence against the bad country,
Other sources confirmed that the US intelligence community is between "somewhat confident" and "kinda confident" in its assessment that the thing we just reported as verified fact in preceding paragraphs actually occurred.I hear the Raytheon family has a fine line of surprisingly affordable new products to choose from that would be ideal for our nation's national security needs.
When another source familiar with the matter was asked if the US government would be providing the public with any evidence that the bad thing had in fact happened and had actually been done by the accused foreign government, the source said
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.the source then added.Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
Oh wait you're serious, let me laugh even harder, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.the source added, anonymously.The evidence is classified,
Les Overton, a senior fellow at the DC-based policy group American Freedom Democracy for Freedom Institute, told NNC that it is common for US government agencies to make unverifiable claims about invisible misdeeds being perpetrated by nations the US government doesn't like.It's secret, invisible evidence.
Overton said.Sometimes it's hacking, sometimes it's paying bounties on US soldiers in Afghanistan, sometimes it's election interference, sometimes it's considering doing a bad thing and then not actually doing it,
Either way we always uncritically report the allegation as a fact unless it's irrefutably proven false, and even then we just sort of still act like it's true because we don't want to be unpatriotic.Overton added.I mean, if you can't trust an assertion by an anonymous official from the United States government, what in this world can you trust?
Him, but especially Rashid Abdi. That guy's hate, for everything Eritrean is legendary! I don't know, who this Bashir Hashi Yussuf is. He looks nigerian, but got a somali/sudanese name.Somaliman wrote: ↑25 Mar 2021, 22:09I see the despicable Jamal Osman has found another soft area to report on. Until now, all this scumbag knew was focusing on exposing, divulging, and vilifying the vulnerable features of the Somali society, as over 80% of his so-called documentaries revolved around Somalis.
This creep doesn’t seem to feel ashamed at all for profiteering at the expense of his own people “per un pugno di dollari”!
Capitalising on the weaker points of your own people, to me, constitutes not only a mercenary, but also an ultimate weakness.
Most of his reports are not based on fair reporting but fabrications aimed at attracting the viewers.
Zmeselo wrote: ↑25 Mar 2021, 22:36Him, but especially Rashid Abdi. That guy's hate, for everything Eritrean is legendary! I don't know, who this Bashir Hashi Yussuf is. He looks nigerian, but got a somali/sudanese name.Somaliman wrote: ↑25 Mar 2021, 22:09I see the despicable Jamal Osman has found another soft area to report on. Until now, all this scumbag knew was focusing on exposing, divulging, and vilifying the vulnerable features of the Somali society, as over 80% of his so-called documentaries revolved around Somalis.
This creep doesn’t seem to feel ashamed at all for profiteering at the expense of his own people “per un pugno di dollari”!
Capitalising on the weaker points of your own people, to me, constitutes not only a mercenary, but also an ultimate weakness.
Most of his reports are not based on fair reporting but fabrications aimed at attracting the viewers.
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