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Hello Everyone!

This is Mekele Bob formerly known as Baghdad Ali reporting to you from the war front that has been raging in the Country of Tigray. My report is eyewitness news as I have seen them with my own eyes as they unfolded. In one engagement with the indomitable forces of Chairman Mao Debre, I saw about 26,450 soldiers from Somalia(Formajo’s soldiers) and 36,650 soldiers from Djibouti and 43,450 soldiers from Chad fighting along with 580,350 soldiers of Abiy and doing the fighting together. That is right; I have pictures of Somalia’s Formajo soldiers fighting the gallant forces of Chairman Debre. It was sad for me to see 26,000 of them lying dead and 450 others taken prisoners. Don’t ask me the fate of the Djiboutian soldiers. They were all captured without firing a single shot after they were surprised by Tigrayan forces. Seeing this rout and killings both Abiy and Chadian forces ran for their lives all the way to South Sudan. I had seen that with my own eyes. Chairman Debre accomplished this entire feat on the battlefield after wiping out the entire Eritrean army last month. That is right. There isn’t a single Eritrean soldier left alive. If he wants Chairman Debre and his victorious army can march all the way to the capital of Eritrea unopposed. Asmara is Citta Aperta. But Chairman Debre is a man of principles and knows very well that Eritrea is a UN seating nation and does not want to violate its sovereignty. This shows Chairman Debre and his citizens are law abiding people.

This is Mekele Bob reporting. Until next time, have a Gute Nacht!!!!

Good Evening! This is Mekele Bob reporting to you right from the battlefield that has been raging in the country of the Peoples of Tigray with Benevolent Chairman Debre as Chairman and Redeemer of The Governing Central Committee.
In my last dispatch I had reported about the participation of Formajo's soldiers in the battle in the Republic of Tigray and their subsequent wipe out by the gallant army of The Redeemer Chairman Debre. I saw their dead bodies scattered all over the battlefield with my own eyes. I also had interviewed the prisoners of war. Today interview by Formajo's Foreign Minister has confirmed my report when he apologized to the people of Somalia for sending Somali soldiers to fight in a war at faraway places. Foreign Minister Osman Abukar Dube had said my report was true in the interview he gave on the BBC Somali Broadcast this afternoon. I have been reporting to you that the people of Axumite origin are all special breed classified by anthropologists as Golden Race with the IQ average of 150 where the IQ of the rest people of Ethiopia is so low there is no number to describe it to you.

You know what the neftegnas and their Oromo collaborators did to Osman Dube's interview he gave to BBC News Somali this afternoon? They did voiceover on the interview to sound as if he denied the story and called my reporting false. I have his true and original interview and I will post it here in the very near future. Stay tuned. This is Mekele Bob reporting from the war front.