Mereja.Forum

I just watched BBC World News and it has reported that Chairman Debre and his fellow goons have ordered the entire population from that region to report to military outfits and join his fighting forces immediately. He has told the people that those who hesitate or refuse to join the fighting force will be handed the ultimate punishment. 'No' is not an option. There will be serious consequences for everyone who does not cooperate. It also seems that Debre and his cabals have declared war on Eritrea. Is this what the youth of that region deserves? His peers in other parts of the country still have their classroom books and cell phones but he is being forced to opt for AK47's by order and if he hesitates or refuses he will turn into a dustbin in an instant. Now expect hundreds of thousands to flee that region into Sudan, Eritrea, Djibouti and adjacent regions within the country itself. That is what these hooligans want so they will blame the federal government for the exodus. What an unfortunate generation!!!!

This is the latest from the home front. I just got off the phone talking to the emancipator of all of us Chairman Debre. I am not sure if I told you this but Chairman Mao, am sorry, Chairman Debre go way back when we growed up together in the land of the 'golden' race. I was not born to the 'golden' race but the rusty ones. He was 5 yrs old when I was 12. I was looking for him for the last 7 days to hear from him about the latest. I rang him in Mekele, Adwa, Axum and many towns in the land of the 'golden' race but he was nowhere to be found. Finally when I got hold of him he was just a few miles from the center of Addis/Finfine. He told me that the entire armed forces of Abiy, 5 millions of them, have surrendered and laid down their arms. PM Abiy and his entire administration have conceded defeat. When I talked to him Chairman Debre is putting the final touches to the instrument of surrender for Abiy to sign. I asked him how he managed to shoot down every fighter jet of Abiy. He told me his secret weapon that he does not want me to tell anyone of you here. Laser gun! That is right, laser guns! His 'golden' race has developed a laser gun weapon that even USA has not developed yet with hyper-sonic speed and 1000% accuracy on targets. That is right! Not even 100% but 1,000% accurate. He personally shot down 100 SU-35's, 150 F16's and 250 Mirages of the PM Abiy's air force right from his living room in Mekele. So folks, the war is over and you will hear Chairman Debre making the following proclamation first thing this coming Monday November 16, 2020 from Addis/Finfine. You are ordered to stand up in attention when Chairman Debre makes the declaration. Me? I am gonna stay here in my crib just chillin’. He goes:

Dear comrades! Today November 16, 2020, I hereby declare the formal establishment of the People's Republic of Tigray and its Central People's Government! The following regions will be ruled as vassal states because their peoples are all disposable rust buckets. They are Amhara, Oromia, Afar, Somalia and the rest. When you all wake up tomorrow morning you will find a river of milk and honey flowing just outside your front doorstep. Beginning today Let Hundreds/Thousand Flowers Bloom!!! Let's Do The Great Leap Forward!!! Let The Workers of The World Unite!!! We Are Now a Well Developed and Socialist state 'which hears and listens to itself', Let the First Era of Communism Shine In the Motherland/Fatherland People's Republic of Tigray!!! Death to Imperialism!!! Yankees Go Home!!!

Laser guns? That's deep, bro!!!!

This so called ‘conflict’ is turning into a ‘statement’ war for the goons who have huddled somewhere in the speakeasies of Mekele. In the correct sense of the word this battle should never be given the prestige of being termed as a ‘conflict’ but an operation by the government to bring law and order in an area where black Neo-Nazis have been hatching havoc on the country. It is a justifiable operation by the federal government to bring the ‘Tookie Williams’ of the North to justice. But the size and physiology of the country has enabled these goons to come out of their dungeons to make ‘I’m capable of carrying out of this or that’ statement. Now everyone should be prepared for the reincarnation of Saddam’ Skuds of a different sort. The more these ‘Tookies’ are cornered the more desperate they will feel and civilian quarters will be fair game. They will do that to show the BBC’s, Al-Jazeera’, AP.s of the world that the Federal Government is incapable of ruling the country and protecting the safety of civilians. It should not be overlooked of what has been going on since 1991. These goons have been preparing for this skirmish. They were pilfering weapons under the guise of the conflict with Eritrea. In some cases when and if successful all these demons need is a couple of suicidal operatives to wreak havoc with their shoulder carried rockets. Innocent civilians are and will be fair game for these black Neo-Nazis. Citizens should remain on the alert to spot such demonic operatives and hand them over to the police.

Hey the Gabisa’s, Gebeissa’s, Ararsa’s and Gutema’s of the world! When are you going to Mekele? Your former benefactors need well muscled up human beast of burdens like you to carry them on your backs all the way to Addis/Finfine!!! What? What did you say? ‘My political asylum application is not finalized yet’? That is what you said? You liar you!!!!! Better yet, you chicken you!!!

Still at it, Debre?

Debre's army has reached the gates of hell to meet his longtime pal Iblis waiting for him with open arms!!!!

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well , neither does bathing-that is why we recommend it daily" ZZ

I just read a report on one of the websites from the old country that listed the names of wanted traitors who coordinated the attack on the military base in the northern location of the country. Just glancing at their ranks with many of them generals ad colonels gave me an idea how Debre and his cabals had the ranking authority to their own. They were just handing out highest ranks of the military like candies to their kin and kit whose salaries were in thousands of dollars in the local currency per month. They were doing this behind the door they had closed and shut from patriotic observers. My goodness!!! You know what? On the other hand it did not surprise me. That was why you have been seeing me bedeviling every ethnic based 'liberation' front' since the early 1970's. To me such outfits are schemes for connivers and future ruthless despots. There was no need for that narrowed out struggle. Why, you may ask? Cuz, to me that peasant and urban dweller member of my Itu clan has not been asking black milk from a green cow. His contemporaries from Amhara, Afar, Somalia, Tigray and all other ethnic groups of people have not been asking for green milk from a purple cow. Their need and aspiration are all human shared by every one of them. If someone tells you otherwise tell him this: Liar, liar, your pants on fire, your nose is longer than a telephone wire and turn The Castaways loose, blaring on them!!! There is no one, I said no one that will convince me that my Oromos will find success by struggling it all alone!! Amharas will never, ever be able to get to the Promised Land by struggling it all alone!!! The same goes for every ethnic group from that gem of the colored!!! What? Are you asking me for proof? Look at them now!!! Their painful odyssey began in 1974 and after losing millions of their loved ones to wars and famines they are still at least a generation or two away from achieving their aspirations. Bigots among them who have honed their tongues on the scripts of Marx, Lenin and Mao have had field days in pulling those noble people apart in all directions along 'liberation front' lines. These connivers are still at it. Some of them are using college campuses as their orphanage shelters. Before they used to tell me that their first plan was/is to 'liberate' a 'nation' then unite with other 'liberated' nations. That is their way of getting the benefit of doubt from the gullible. But now their tone and motto have changed. They want to see everything destroyed and they will make something out of the rubble. Folks, these bigots are not only sore losers but they have gone mad. In a normal world they should have been confined to psychiatric wards!!! Nuff said!!!!

Don't go anywhere!!!