The perfect election
Posted: 12 Sep 2020, 10:48
Trump made a perfect call, the most perfect ever. The Mekelle goons held the most perfect election ever held.
With a turn-out of 99.6 and the winner racking in 100% of the contested seats, you would be excused if you think it couldn't better. But wait, it gets better! The winner willingly shares 20% of the seats with the losers, and both winners and losers were seen dancing together.
In real elections, winners celebrate, losers cry, but not the most perfect election held in Tigray.
With a turn-out of 99.6 and the winner racking in 100% of the contested seats, you would be excused if you think it couldn't better. But wait, it gets better! The winner willingly shares 20% of the seats with the losers, and both winners and losers were seen dancing together.
In real elections, winners celebrate, losers cry, but not the most perfect election held in Tigray.