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by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » 07 Sep 2020, 19:24
The agame Awash/QB/Justice Seeker/C beyond/ANTICO/Mesob...etc in his quest to vote in his native Tigray's elections, he landed at the Bole international airport, but only to be pulled away by plain clothed security officers who informed him that all flights to his native Tigray have been cancelled. Then the conversation went like this...
Security: Mr Awash, the only available options for you is to either stay in Addis, or fly back to where you came from.
Awash: But I came here so I can vote in Tigray's elections.
Security: I'm afraid you won't be able to fly to Tigray at the moment.
Awash: You are violating my constitutional rights. I'm a well-known Human Rights Activist based at Mereja Forum. I have more nicknames than Elizabeth Taylor had husbands!!
Security: We really don't care about what you do for a living or how many nicknames you possess. You can't fly to your native Tigray! Period!
Awash: Ok, ok, ok, I'm an Eritrean.
Security: (laughing out loud) How can you be an Eritrean when you have the 11 markings on both sides of your face and your eyebrows that your face looks like an arithmetic table!! HAHAHAHAHA
Awash: I was involved in a car accident and those are scars from my facial injuries.
Security: Were you carrying 5 million Tegaru in your car when you got into accident, and they all sustained the same injuries ?
Awash: Why don't you trust me?
Security: I don't trust hyenas.
Awash: You know what?
Security: What, agame, WHAT!?
Awash: You are Wesf'aatam!
Security: You're under arrest for insulting a police officer. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
Awash: Abay Tigray Republic WEY MOT!

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by The Lice Head Destroyer! » 07 Sep 2020, 21:42

Asswash the TUHANAM AGAME is unlucky where ever he goes.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wrote: ↑07 Sep 2020, 19:24
The agame Awash/QB/Justice Seeker/C beyond/ANTICO/Mesob...etc in his quest to vote in his native Tigray's elections, he landed at the Bole international airport, but only to be pulled away by plain clothed security officers who informed him that all flights to his native Tigray have been cancelled. Then the conversation went like this...
Security: Mr Awash, the only available options for you is to either stay in Addis, or fly back to where you came from.
Awash: But I came here so I can vote in Tigray's elections.
Security: I'm afraid you won't be able to fly to Tigray at the moment.
Awash: You are violating my constitutional rights. I'm a well-known Human Rights Activist based at Mereja Forum. I have more nicknames than Elizabeth Taylor had husbands!!
Security: We really don't care about what you do for a living or how many nicknames you possess. You can't fly to your native Tigray! Period!
Awash: Ok, ok, ok, I'm an Eritrean.
Security: (laughing out loud) How can you be an Eritrean when you have the 11 markings on both sides of your face and your eyebrows that your face looks like an arithmetic table!! HAHAHAHAHA
Awash: I was involved in a car accident and those are scars from my facial injuries.
Security: Were you carrying 5 million Tegaru in your car when you got into accident, and they all sustained the same injuries ?
Awash: Why don't you trust me?
Security: I don't trust hyenas.
Awash: You know what?
Security: What, agame, WHAT!?
Awash: You are Wesf'aatam!
Security: You're under arrest for insulting a police officer. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
Awash: Abay Tigray Republic WEY MOT!