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Weyane.is.dead
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by Weyane.is.dead » 30 Dec 2019, 19:25
Kilil tigray team of beggars to attend the beginning of sele mariam tournament in Addis Ababa
The team comprises the best beggars tigray posses, it includes the likes of ayte adwash from adwa and ayte present from enderta (according to sebhat gheyga hes a natural born beggar). Ayte mahlana aka man juice seeker and ethiarse are also onboard. Head coach Ayte debrexion said the team has done all the preparations necessary for the tournament. Ayte Awash promised to bring more kershi to his native tigray by robbing and stealing if necessary. Ayte awash added working doesn't payoff, you should either beg Abiy for a living or die crying. Ayte Present on his part lamented that life hasnt been the same since his mom abandoned him and he doesnt know the whereabouts of his father. But he's hopeful Eritreans in Addis will tip him generously. We wish the team a very good luck and may Weyanekum begihatu law haddish abeba yeto.
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Weyane.is.dead
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by Weyane.is.dead » 30 Dec 2019, 21:24
Breaking news
Asswash has collected 11 birr so far. Emotional awash revealed this figure was from divine. It's a sign he was supposed to be the 11th most successful beggar in tigrayan history. Top spot is being held by legesse zenawi asres aka Abebe the fake oromo.
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by Temt » 30 Dec 2019, 21:35
Weyane.is.dead wrote: ↑30 Dec 2019, 21:24
Breaking news
Asswash has collected
11 birr so far. Emotional awash revealed this figure was from divine. It's a sign he was supposed to be the
11 th most successful beggar in tigrayan history. Top spot is being held by legesse zenawi asres aka Abebe the fake oromo.
Interesting! Could the amount, Adwusha
(ዓድዋ ውሻ) no pan intended, received be an indication of the trademark they all share on their face or thereabouts? just wondering.
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Weyane.is.dead
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by Weyane.is.dead » 31 Dec 2019, 00:26
It is indeed. Hence it's divine. The good lord blessed them with it at birth so it can continue to bless them with it when they reach adult age and go for begging. As they say in tigray Lemine zebeloo ayteklani. Present begs for his 11 locusts every year and hes blessed with many more.
Temt wrote: ↑30 Dec 2019, 21:35
Weyane.is.dead wrote: ↑30 Dec 2019, 21:24
Breaking news
Asswash has collected
11 birr so far. Emotional awash revealed this figure was from divine. It's a sign he was supposed to be the
11 th most successful beggar in tigrayan history. Top spot is being held by legesse zenawi asres aka Abebe the fake oromo.
Interesting! Could the amount, Adwusha
(ዓድዋ ውሻ) no pan intended, received be an indication of the trademark they all share on their face or thereabouts? just wondering.
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Weyane.is.dead
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by Weyane.is.dead » 31 Dec 2019, 00:54
Breaking news
Less talented beggar afuchenyu aka campo pollo aka erirepoblicunt is dead. It's unclear how but many say he died of starvation due to his poor tigrayan skills. He was born in Asmara to his prostitute mother in Abashawel. He's the youngest brother of Merhano/man juice seeker. May he RIP
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by Weyane.is.dead » 31 Dec 2019, 01:40
Another breaking news
The member with the lowest iq ayte merhano has gone awol in addis. Many suspect he's heading to Yemen. Ayte awash revealed ayte merhano had told him he didn't want to go back to tigray. Ayte merhanos new year resolution is to get to Yemen through Djibouti and find a rich sheik to shake your booty.
