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Re: Must Watch:The Ugandan reserve team humiliates Eritrean senior team in a savagery way unwitnessed in CECAFA history

Post by Thomas H » 22 Dec 2019, 10:32

እንኳዕ ካባና ዘይተፈጠርኩም ! እንኳዕ ናይማትና ኮይንኩም ! መህፈርቲ !

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Re: Must Watch:The Ugandan reserve team humiliates Eritrean senior team in a savagery way unwitnessed in CECAFA history

Post by Thomas H » 24 Dec 2019, 18:39

An Eritrean and a Ugandan sit at a bar. The Eritrean says: “Your reserve team crushed us 3:0 at the CECAFA Cup, let’s not talk about soccer, ok?”

Ugandan: No problem. So what do you wanna talk about? $ex?

Eritrean: Yeah sure.

Ugandan: Man, did we fok you 3:0 ?

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Re: Must Watch:The Ugandan reserve team humiliates Eritrean senior team in a savagery way unwitnessed in CECAFA history

Post by Thomas H » 24 Dec 2019, 19:06

Present,
I agree with all what you said,but still you missed so many important points and I am filling them for you.

Main reason why ER forumers hate Eritrean men

1. Bad habit of Noisy Eating.
Eri men have this bad habit of slurping and open-mouthed chewing. When ever they eat their jaws click with each chew. This is really a turn off for many people.

2. Eri men are like sperm. We all know that only 1 sperm out of millions fertilizes an egg. The same with Eri Men. Only 1 in a Million actually works and the vast majorities are welfare recipients. As a tax payer, this should be a concern for all of us. We don`t have to forget that USA is a land of opportunity.

3. Eritrean men are very very bad in bed. Their man hood is abnormally very small. Some of them either lie like a sack of potatoes during seexxx or think that waving their willy in any woman’s direction will induce an orga$m. Some of the Eri women that I talked have also different experiences. For example Ms T(I don`t reveal her name to keep her anonymity) who was married for a short time to a sawa graduate told me that he was pumping her like he was in a horse race and scratching all over her body and at the end her back bone was hurt and her chiropractor bills was sky high. Eri women are sick and tired of coaching them about seexxx. In simple word, Eri men do not know how to turn on a woman.

4. Eri men don`t have seexxxy appeal. They have big belly and skinny legs and this is really disgusting. In fact majority Eri women said that most of Eri men are so ugly they can make onion cry. Some Eri men even can turn milk in to yogurt by just looking at it. In fact I was recommended by Eri women to put Eritrean men picture in my car window as an anti-theft device and to my surprise it really worked well.I urge ER forumers to try it. Your car will never be stolen.

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Re: Must Watch:The Ugandan reserve team humiliates Eritrean senior team in a savagery way unwitnessed in CECAFA history

Post by Thomas H » 26 Dec 2019, 16:32

ጋንታ ኩዕሶ እግሪ ኤርትራ ሃዲሞም፣ኣብ ካምፓላ ተሰዊሮም ምህላዎም መንግስቲ ኡጋንዳ ኣረጋጊጹ።



Source: https://www.espn.com/soccer/eritrea/sto ... -in-uganda

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