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[Digital Weyane]

• Dear Eritrean Youth,
  
  First of all, we would like to wish you good health and happiness.
  
  We don't need to tell you how cruel your dictator Issayas is, because you have already seen him with your own eyes when he overthrew our TPLF democratic government in Ethiopia using gullible, rock-throwing unemployed Oromo and Amhara youth. He wanted to humiliate our great leaders and he got what he wanted. But we Digital Weyane feel that the Game is not Over yet!
  
  Dear Eritrean Youth, we understand why you don't want to throw rocks at Issayas, because every rock in Eritrea contains gold or potash. We respect that, which is why we would like to offer you unlimited amount of rocks from Tigray free of charge, so you may not feel guilty when throwing the rocks at Issayas to chase him all the way to Nakfa.
  
  Trust me, we will not ask you to return the rocks back to Tigray, for we have plenty. Starting today, we will put rocks along the border so please help yourselves.
  
  If we Digital Weyane can be of any further assistance, please let me or Awash know.
  
  Thank you.
  Happy rock-throwing!
  
  Sincerely,
  Digital Weyane and Awash the Great.