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• Hey almaze, why did you betray Tigray?
  
  almaze: Tigray betrayed me!
  
  WHAT? How so?
  
  almaze: Tigray betrayed my 27 years of honorable service when they stopped paying my salary.
  
  What "honorable service" are you talking about?
  
  almaze: My anti Eritrea propaganda service.
  
  So you betrayed your mother Tigray because of that?
  
  almaze: During my 27 years of honorable service, I invested much of my time and effort learning everything about Eritreans to help me understand why I feel inferior to them. I refuse to let all that knowledge go to waste, so I joined the Prosperity Party to put my skills to good use.
  
  But did you have to betray Tigray?
  
  almaze: I had no choice. I will work for anyone that pays me.
  
  So you basically sold your own mother for $1 ????
  
  almaze: Tigray is not my mother anymore.
  
  Who is your mother now?
  
  almaze: Prosperity Party is my new mother.
  
  What will happen to you after PP is gone?
  
  almaze: I will probably ask Eritreans to hire me, but I don't think they like liars like me.
  
  May be you can start learning to speak the truth for a change?
  
  almaze: That is not an easy task for a person who's been lying his entire life.
  
  Do you feel sick if you stop lying for one day?
  
  almaze: I don't know. I never tried it. I probably get a withdrawal.
  
  You know there's always help available for people like you.
  
  almaze: I don't need any help. I'm planning to lie all the way to the grave.
  
  Well in that case, may you rest in peace, in advance, of course.
  
  almaze: Thank you!