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Digital Weyane
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10 Ways To Identify Shabos

Post by Digital Weyane » 15 Dec 2019, 22:54

10 Ways To Identify Shabos

1. They never go to bed at night without saying Game Over!

2. They refuse to accept us Weyane as Eritrean Opposition

3. When you dare them to come and get Badme, they tell you "It's not going anywhere."

4. They open and close the border like an elevator door.

5. They violate the international order by thinking they are equals to whites.

6. They wrote their own constitution across their hearts to go paperless and save trees.

7. They don't like to borrow money.

8. They don't like to be told what to do.

9. When you attack their president they swarm you like bees and sting you to the soul.

10. Their twisted idea of democracy is providing basic needs such as food, clean drinking water, healthcare and education to their population.

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Re: 10 Ways To Identify Shabos

Post by Temt » 15 Dec 2019, 23:24

Digital Weyane wrote:
15 Dec 2019, 22:54
10 Ways To Identify Shabos

1. They never go to bed at night without saying Game Over!

2. They refuse to accept us Weyane as Eritrean Opposition

3. When you dare them to come and get Badme, they tell you "It's not going anywhere."

4. They open and close the border like an elevator door.

5. They violate the international order by thinking they are equals to whites.

6. They wrote their own constitution across their hearts to go paperless and save trees.

7. They don't like to borrow money.

8. They don't like to be told what to do.

9. When you attack their president they swarm you like bees and sting you to the soul.

10. Their twisted idea of democracy is providing basic needs such as food, clean drinking water, healthcare and education to their population.
Yes, you got that right brother DW. That is what we do and that is what defines proud Shabos!

aagirmay
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Re: 10 Ways To Identify Shabos

Post by aagirmay » 16 Dec 2019, 00:54

Haha :lol: Actually low key true
Funniest thing that's been on here for years!

Digital Weyane
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Re: 10 Ways To Identify Shabos

Post by Digital Weyane » 16 Dec 2019, 02:31

We plan to publish our findings into a book titled "Know Thy Enemy," so it may serve as an operation manual and a guide for future generation Digital Weyane.

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