We have lots of them; 10s of 1000 of them. Most of them descendants of the traitors who ran away Menelick camp during Gurages's resistance against Menlick's bloody conquest. Some are those Gurages converted to Catholicism by France in order split and weaken Gurage's unity and resolve to preserve its independence from.being annexed to Shoa kingdom. BTW, shoa in Hebrew means holocaust, Shoa was the source of holocaust, utter destruction, scorched-earth genocidal war where crops, homes, dry grass entire families and villages burnt to ashes by Menelick's neftenyas during night raids.
What Gurage oxymoron do that fit their description?
1. They say they fight for Ethiopian unity while Gurage is disintegrating.
2. They say they fight to preserve the territories of Ethiopia but they are not able to prevent Oromo and Hadiya from taking their lands.
3. They show aversion to writing and speaking their language but they choose to speak Amharic proudly.