Grandma - Ayat
Grandpa - Ayat
?
Who can solve this mystery
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
Amharic language is almost as weak and fu’cked language like English.
The two rich languages in the world are 1st Eritrean tigrigna and 2nd Russian language with Arabic following them.
Amharas stole all the Eritrean alphabets and still list them in their language of books of alphabets even though they still have like 5 Eritrean alphabets which they can’t pronounce or use in their conversation. So it is bizarre that the Amharic speakers or 120 million rats Ethiopians fool themselves that they invented the alphabets. They stole ours as they are. Facts. One doesn’t invent crap which one don’t use or able to pronounce.
Now you said that they don’t have words for grandpaps or grandmas. That is not all. They don’t have pronouns for plural females (they use the same plural pronoun for both genders) they don’t have pronouns of their uncles or aunties which specify from which side of their parents they came from. They don’t have words which specify YOU for every singular or plural gender.
I can list 100ds of examples that Amharic better might be than the agamigna language is still as fu’cked language as English and agamigna.
You said “who can solve this crap”?
No one, if the IQ is very low like you 120 million rats, you just got to deal with your stupid language and ask others to clarify what the hell they are talking when they tell you that your auntie, grandad, grandma, aunties, cousins etc get run over by a train.
You will say which one.
In Eritrean tigrigna we can automatically know which one got run over by the train if one tell us that one got run over.
The two rich languages in the world are 1st Eritrean tigrigna and 2nd Russian language with Arabic following them.
Amharas stole all the Eritrean alphabets and still list them in their language of books of alphabets even though they still have like 5 Eritrean alphabets which they can’t pronounce or use in their conversation. So it is bizarre that the Amharic speakers or 120 million rats Ethiopians fool themselves that they invented the alphabets. They stole ours as they are. Facts. One doesn’t invent crap which one don’t use or able to pronounce.
Now you said that they don’t have words for grandpaps or grandmas. That is not all. They don’t have pronouns for plural females (they use the same plural pronoun for both genders) they don’t have pronouns of their uncles or aunties which specify from which side of their parents they came from. They don’t have words which specify YOU for every singular or plural gender.
I can list 100ds of examples that Amharic better might be than the agamigna language is still as fu’cked language as English and agamigna.
You said “who can solve this crap”?
No one, if the IQ is very low like you 120 million rats, you just got to deal with your stupid language and ask others to clarify what the hell they are talking when they tell you that your auntie, grandad, grandma, aunties, cousins etc get run over by a train.
You will say which one.
In Eritrean tigrigna we can automatically know which one got run over by the train if one tell us that one got run over.
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
Askari Cigar
Amhara did not steal your alphabet.
Ge'ez Alphabet is Axumsite and originates in the Sabean Kingdom of Yemen which originates in Mount Sinai of Moses.
Ge'ez would exist without Eritrea as the Sabean Royals were bound to migrate and mix with Norterners of Ethiopia and create a creol language called Ge'ez which is a mixed language due to local and Sabean interactions.... Therefore Amharic is a continuation of the Creole language of Ge'ez expansion into the south
The wording of Grandparents as just as Ayat must be for some reason.... your stupid white supremacist Hamasien arse just thinks everything is based off of IQ while your Masawa town has no WiFi no Electricity no Economy no Modern buildings no Life etc
Amhara did not steal your alphabet.
Ge'ez Alphabet is Axumsite and originates in the Sabean Kingdom of Yemen which originates in Mount Sinai of Moses.
Ge'ez would exist without Eritrea as the Sabean Royals were bound to migrate and mix with Norterners of Ethiopia and create a creol language called Ge'ez which is a mixed language due to local and Sabean interactions.... Therefore Amharic is a continuation of the Creole language of Ge'ez expansion into the south
The wording of Grandparents as just as Ayat must be for some reason.... your stupid white supremacist Hamasien arse just thinks everything is based off of IQ while your Masawa town has no WiFi no Electricity no Economy no Modern buildings no Life etc
Cigar wrote: ↑02 Apr 2024, 15:52Amharic language is almost as weak and fu’cked language like English.
The two rich languages in the world are 1st Eritrean tigrigna and 2nd Russian language with Arabic following them.
Amharas stole all the Eritrean alphabets and still list them in their language of books of alphabets even though they still have like 5 Eritrean alphabets which they can’t pronounce or use in their conversation. So it is bizarre that the Amharic speakers or 120 million rats Ethiopians fool themselves that they invented the alphabets. They stole ours as they are. Facts. One doesn’t invent crap which one don’t use or able to pronounce.
Now you said that they don’t have words for grandpaps or grandmas. That is not all. They don’t have pronouns for plural females (they use the same plural pronoun for both genders) they don’t have pronouns of their uncles or aunties which specify from which side of their parents they came from. They don’t have words which specify YOU for every singular or plural gender.
I can list 100ds of examples that Amharic better might be than the agamigna language is still as fu’cked language as English and agamigna.
You said “who can solve this crap”?
No one, if the IQ is very low like you 120 million rats, you just got to deal with your stupid language and ask others to clarify what the hell they are talking when they tell you that your auntie, grandad, grandma, aunties, cousins etc get run over by a train.
You will say which one.
In Eritrean tigrigna we can automatically know which one got run over by the train if one tell us that one got run over.
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
You dumb a’ss funfun agame, we all know that they all have geez alphabets, but Eritrean tigrigna modified it to pure tigrigna then you thieves Ethiopians stole our alphabets with out even knowing why you still have all the alphabets in your list of alphabets which you don’t use. Then you agames mixed the geez with every crap. Mixed with Amharic, Agew, Eritrean tigrigna and god know what.
And focus on your own thread you weasel. Your own thread is not about other sh’it comparisons even though I believe that I don’t freaking want to have what you 120 million rats have. Eritrea is by far better and comfortable than your miserable country. It is about the weakness and fu’ckery of Amharic language and alphabets.
And focus on your own thread you weasel. Your own thread is not about other sh’it comparisons even though I believe that I don’t freaking want to have what you 120 million rats have. Eritrea is by far better and comfortable than your miserable country. It is about the weakness and fu’ckery of Amharic language and alphabets.
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
Askari slave of Italy,Cigar wrote: ↑02 Apr 2024, 16:38You dumb a’ss funfun agame, we all know that they all have geez alphabets, but Eritrean tigrigna modified it to pure tigrigna then you thieves Ethiopians stole our alphabets with out even knowing why you still have all the alphabets in your list of alphabets which you don’t use. Then you agames mixed the geez with every crap. Mixed with Amharic, Agew, Eritrean tigrigna and god know what.
And focus on your own thread you weasel. Your own thread is not about other sh’it comparisons even though I believe that I don’t freaking want to have what you 120 million rats have. Eritrea is by far better and comfortable than your miserable country. It is about the weakness and fu’ckery of Amharic language and alphabets.
There is no stealing.... Axumsite kingdom did not have inferiority complex and taught all people and tribes how to read and write in Geez. Even Arabs were learning Geez in the Axumite Kingdom.
As for Masculine and Feminine wordings in Amharic men are called YANTE while women are called YANCHI so the suffix is NTE for men and CHI for women
Thus the word for Grandpa should be Ayante which sounds Oromo and the female suffix should be Ayach
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
ሰገራው Cigar,
Can you show us one text book written in your throat scratching and disgusting language pre 1900? Of course a skunni nation that spent much of the millennia herding goats have no way of writing litratures, manuscripts and chronicles. Amhara wrote extensively and kept the Geez fidel alive. else you would have adopted arabic you weak senile anbeta kortami
Can you show us one text book written in your throat scratching and disgusting language pre 1900? Of course a skunni nation that spent much of the millennia herding goats have no way of writing litratures, manuscripts and chronicles. Amhara wrote extensively and kept the Geez fidel alive. else you would have adopted arabic you weak senile anbeta kortami
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
You weasel YANTE & YANCHI is fine.
But how about YENANTE (for men or for plural) & ….do you have YENANCHI for females? You actually say YENANTE even for females. Why not even say YENANCHIN, you dumb a’ss.
Man shut the fu’ck up. I can bring you millions of fu’cked up Amharic sayings. Your grammar sucks.
Let me say this:
If you blind fold a boy, a girl, a boy and a girl together, an adult male, an adult female, multiple boys, multiple girl, mixed adult males and females, an old woman, an old man, an old man and an old woman together and blind fold them and standing from far you call one of them by their respective pronouns like we do in Eritrean tigrigna which will then approch you, in your weak fu’cked up language those blindfolded dumb a’ss Amharic speaking Ethiopians won’t freaking know whom you are calling and they will sit in their a’ss looking stupid until you go and grab the particular YOU, you are trying to address.
In other words in Amharic the YOU word doesn’t reflect a specific group just like English doesn’t.
Deal with it. You stole our language and you didn’t copy it in the right way. Proof is you have alphabets which you can’t say and don’t use in your conversations.
What the fu’ck proof do you want more than that?
Ethiopia’s history is all fake, you dumb a’ss grandfather lie to each other like and passed all that gurra to you rats. The sad think is you don’t question or analyze things just to make your a’ss matter.
Man Ethiopia is the shame of Africa and it is a learning institute to others what and how not to do things.
Facts.
You mother fu’cker deal with it.
But how about YENANTE (for men or for plural) & ….do you have YENANCHI for females? You actually say YENANTE even for females. Why not even say YENANCHIN, you dumb a’ss.
Man shut the fu’ck up. I can bring you millions of fu’cked up Amharic sayings. Your grammar sucks.
Let me say this:
If you blind fold a boy, a girl, a boy and a girl together, an adult male, an adult female, multiple boys, multiple girl, mixed adult males and females, an old woman, an old man, an old man and an old woman together and blind fold them and standing from far you call one of them by their respective pronouns like we do in Eritrean tigrigna which will then approch you, in your weak fu’cked up language those blindfolded dumb a’ss Amharic speaking Ethiopians won’t freaking know whom you are calling and they will sit in their a’ss looking stupid until you go and grab the particular YOU, you are trying to address.
In other words in Amharic the YOU word doesn’t reflect a specific group just like English doesn’t.
Deal with it. You stole our language and you didn’t copy it in the right way. Proof is you have alphabets which you can’t say and don’t use in your conversations.
What the fu’ck proof do you want more than that?
Ethiopia’s history is all fake, you dumb a’ss grandfather lie to each other like and passed all that gurra to you rats. The sad think is you don’t question or analyze things just to make your a’ss matter.
Man Ethiopia is the shame of Africa and it is a learning institute to others what and how not to do things.
Facts.
You mother fu’cker deal with it.
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
ወንድ / ሴት አያት ቅድም አያት
Tell us your tigrigna version.
Most linguists today would argue that all languages are equal without any reference to superior or inferior (or primitive) languages.
Tell us your tigrigna version.
Most linguists today would argue that all languages are equal without any reference to superior or inferior (or primitive) languages.
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
Tiago what the fu’ck are you saying?
“Wond, Siet, Ayat kedem Ayat?”?
What the hell is that?
Clarify it and I will respond accordingly.
And you said linguistic people crap.
Those linguistic people you are trusting got to be English speaking people. And thus they don’t know Tigrigna or any other language for that matter.
I am linguistic. I told you that I speak 7 languages with 4 of them in their written form.
English like Amharic is a joke.
In English they say:
“Give her, HER book” for a female.
But for a male they don’t say:
Give him, HIM book”
They say give him, HIS book.
Then say also say:
My feet are smelling and my nose is running.
For a linguist like me, that phrase should have been the other way around. Feet=run and Noses=smell.
Then they say:
I LIVE in that mansion.
I am watching LIVE program.
How on hell an exact spelled word has two completely different sounds?
What the fu’ck.
Amharic is even more weak and screwed up language.
“Wond, Siet, Ayat kedem Ayat?”?
What the hell is that?
Clarify it and I will respond accordingly.
And you said linguistic people crap.
Those linguistic people you are trusting got to be English speaking people. And thus they don’t know Tigrigna or any other language for that matter.
I am linguistic. I told you that I speak 7 languages with 4 of them in their written form.
English like Amharic is a joke.
In English they say:
“Give her, HER book” for a female.
But for a male they don’t say:
Give him, HIM book”
They say give him, HIS book.
Then say also say:
My feet are smelling and my nose is running.
For a linguist like me, that phrase should have been the other way around. Feet=run and Noses=smell.
Then they say:
I LIVE in that mansion.
I am watching LIVE program.
How on hell an exact spelled word has two completely different sounds?
What the fu’ck.
Amharic is even more weak and screwed up language.
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
ትምባሆ - ስለ የትኛዋ ኤርትራ ነው የምታወራው፣ ጣልያን ከጭቃ ጠፍጥፋ ስላቋቋመቻት ወይንስ ሻቢያ በአፈ ታሪክ ስለገነባቻት? ለመሆኑ አታፍርም ከሰባት ሚሊዮን ህዝብ በላይ የማይናገረውን የላንቃ ቋንቋቋቋቋቋ ከሰማኒያ ሚሊዮን በላይ ከሚናገረው የመላዕክት ልሳን ጋር ስታወዳድር? ለምን እዚህ ER በትግሪኛ ፅፈህ አትሞክረውም? ያንተም ዘመዶች እንኳን ደፍረው በትግሪኛ አይመልሱልህም። ተምች!
Cigar wrote: ↑02 Apr 2024, 15:52Amharic language is almost as weak and fu’cked language like English.
The two rich languages in the world are 1st Eritrean tigrigna and 2nd Russian language with Arabic following them.
Amharas stole all the Eritrean alphabets and still list them in their language of books of alphabets even though they still have like 5 Eritrean alphabets which they can’t pronounce or use in their conversation. So it is bizarre that the Amharic speakers or 120 million rats Ethiopians fool themselves that they invented the alphabets. They stole ours as they are. Facts. One doesn’t invent crap which one don’t use or able to pronounce.
Now you said that they don’t have words for grandpaps or grandmas. That is not all. They don’t have pronouns for plural females (they use the same plural pronoun for both genders) they don’t have pronouns of their uncles or aunties which specify from which side of their parents they came from. They don’t have words which specify YOU for every singular or plural gender.
I can list 100ds of examples that Amharic better might be than the agamigna language is still as fu’cked language as English and agamigna.
You said “who can solve this crap”?
No one, if the IQ is very low like you 120 million rats, you just got to deal with your stupid language and ask others to clarify what the hell they are talking when they tell you that your auntie, grandad, grandma, aunties, cousins etc get run over by a train.
You will say which one.
In Eritrean tigrigna we can automatically know which one got run over by the train if one tell us that one got run over.
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
Selam the wrinkled, fatty a’ss a game shermu’tta, focus on the subject of the topic. But do you prefer quality over quantity in anything in life.
That explains the difference of 120 million rats Ethiopians and Eritrea. One Eritrean is worth more that 1000 rats Ethiopians.
We proved that time and again in your faces too.
Your TOTA PM doesn’t sound that he is proud as you by your backwards dirty poor Ethiopia’s population. So go to him and be in the same page with his a’ss before you contradict the facts.
And I told you mother fu’cker to post in English, Russian, Italian, Arabic, French or pure Eritrean
tigrigna.
The subject of this thread is about the weakest languages of the world which your stupid, fu’cked Amharic languages leads with English as first or second.
That explains the difference of 120 million rats Ethiopians and Eritrea. One Eritrean is worth more that 1000 rats Ethiopians.
We proved that time and again in your faces too.
Your TOTA PM doesn’t sound that he is proud as you by your backwards dirty poor Ethiopia’s population. So go to him and be in the same page with his a’ss before you contradict the facts.
And I told you mother fu’cker to post in English, Russian, Italian, Arabic, French or pure Eritrean
tigrigna. The subject of this thread is about the weakest languages of the world which your stupid, fu’cked Amharic languages leads with English as first or second.
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
I think you are wondering how Amharic is more efficient. That is the Latin word "Grand" is used twice by adding "pa" & "ma" for each of the grandparents = Grand +parents. Amharic rather use one name "Ayat". If one says he visited his grandparents in English, an Amhara says he says አያቸን አይቸ መጣሁ። If it need comes to tell a story about each of his Ayat, just like add Grand + ma = grandma, an Amhara says ሴት አያቴ.
In any case, every language has meaning and reason for its existence. As far as I see Amharic is very economical and very efficient in explaining ideas. And it does not need lots un usable words cluttering ( the.... the.... the... of.. of) or like writing Haaggoossii in "Orommuma". Also, Amharic lacks no vocabulary to explain social, cultural, physical, abstract ideas, cosmic world etc. Amharic, I think is an only advanced language of Africa which everyone deserves to learn speak and write. Africa should make this language its official language, after all Ethiopia accounted more than 30 % of African population.
In any case, every language has meaning and reason for its existence. As far as I see Amharic is very economical and very efficient in explaining ideas. And it does not need lots un usable words cluttering ( the.... the.... the... of.. of) or like writing Haaggoossii in "Orommuma". Also, Amharic lacks no vocabulary to explain social, cultural, physical, abstract ideas, cosmic world etc. Amharic, I think is an only advanced language of Africa which everyone deserves to learn speak and write. Africa should make this language its official language, after all Ethiopia accounted more than 30 % of African population.
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
The angry ascari eritrean cigarilla always restless 
Geez has nothing to do with tirigna. There is NO tigrigna alphabet. It does not exist. Tigrigna only apeared after Axum. Axum is an Amara-Agew civilization as well the other Ethiopians'.
Plus, the current alpahbet is not even Geez, its Amaharic alphabet. Geez is the text you see posted above. Amharic alphabet is what we have now. Geez died and was replaced by Amharic 5000 years ago. This is historically well documented!!
You stupid low IQ ascari do not know yourself. That is why you are here always angry and frustrated, so are the ascari kids out there
Low IQ people ደደብ።
We wish more trouble for you morons, haters of Ethiopia and Ethiopians, haters of God!
And it is ሴት አያት and ወንድ አያት። Amharic is the perfect language the wold is looking to adopt. Like the Fano brother Misraq said, you dont have your own alphabet or any books you wrote in tigigna before 1991. Not even on freekn stones 🪨
Geez has nothing to do with tirigna. There is NO tigrigna alphabet. It does not exist. Tigrigna only apeared after Axum. Axum is an Amara-Agew civilization as well the other Ethiopians'.
Plus, the current alpahbet is not even Geez, its Amaharic alphabet. Geez is the text you see posted above. Amharic alphabet is what we have now. Geez died and was replaced by Amharic 5000 years ago. This is historically well documented!!
You stupid low IQ ascari do not know yourself. That is why you are here always angry and frustrated, so are the ascari kids out there
Low IQ people ደደብ።
We wish more trouble for you morons, haters of Ethiopia and Ethiopians, haters of God!
And it is ሴት አያት and ወንድ አያት። Amharic is the perfect language the wold is looking to adopt. Like the Fano brother Misraq said, you dont have your own alphabet or any books you wrote in tigigna before 1991. Not even on freekn stones 🪨
Cigar wrote: ↑03 Apr 2024, 09:11Selam the wrinkled, fatty a’ss a game shermu’tta, focus on the subject of the topic. But do you prefer quality over quantity in anything in life.
That explains the difference of 120 million rats Ethiopians and Eritrea. One Eritrean is worth more that 1000 rats Ethiopians.
We proved that time and again in your faces too.
Your TOTA PM doesn’t sound that he is proud as you by your backwards dirty poor Ethiopia’s population. So go to him and be in the same page with his a’ss before you contradict the facts.
And I told you mother fu’cker to post in English, Russian, Italian, Arabic, French or pure Eritrean
The subject of this thread is about the weakest languages of the world which your stupid, fu’cked Amharic languages leads with English as first or second.
Last edited by Union on 03 Apr 2024, 09:36, edited 3 times in total.
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
What a retard!
You're worried about the lack of words for grandpa in Amharic, while 3.5 million of your own Agame people are facing, as we speak, acute hunger and thousands of children of them are dying of starvation!!!
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
By looking at this map Somaliland has a lot more geographic and economic likeness and proximity with Ethiopia than Somalia. Geographic shape is deterministic in economic development and efficiency, those with lizard -tail shape are inconvenient for economic efficiency. The Italy created colonies of Eritrea and Somalia are a good example.
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
ትምባሆ - የምፅፈውን ነገር ልቅም አድርገህ አንብበህ፣ መልስ የምትሰጠኝ እኮ፣ አማርኛ የተባለው ወርቅ ቋንቋ በጣም ጠንካራ ከመሆኑ የተነሳ የእንዳተ ያለውን ድንጋይ ራስ እንኳን ሰርስሮ መግባት ስለሚችል ነው። ከሰላሳ ዓመት በኋላ እንኳን ልትረሳው ያልቻልከው የሰማየ-ሰማያት ልሳን ነው። እንዴ ለምን በትግሪኛህ አትንቋቋም፣ ለቋንቋህ ክብር ካለህ? ዝተት!
Cigar wrote: ↑03 Apr 2024, 09:11Selam the wrinkled, fatty a’ss a game shermu’tta, focus on the subject of the topic. But do you prefer quality over quantity in anything in life.
That explains the difference of 120 million rats Ethiopians and Eritrea. One Eritrean is worth more that 1000 rats Ethiopians.
We proved that time and again in your faces too.
Your TOTA PM doesn’t sound that he is proud as you by your backwards dirty poor Ethiopia’s population. So go to him and be in the same page with his a’ss before you contradict the facts.
And I told you mother fu’cker to post in English, Russian, Italian, Arabic, French or pure Eritrean
The subject of this thread is about the weakest languages of the world which your stupid, fu’cked Amharic languages leads with English as first or second.
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
This might be in English, but as a linguistic person, I found out that Amharic is similar. Freaking weak.
I couldn’t compile similar bizarre sayings in Amharic, but due to the fact that I don’t use the geez letters in my phone and the refusal of wasting my time to read or write in Amharic, I am presenting the English version of Amharic.
Here is the freaking ugly Amharic.
When you have nothing better to do, just try answers for these!
1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"
8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
*Six great confusions still unresolved*
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,but not in refrigerator?4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!
- Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
- How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
- If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
- How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
- Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?
- How come Noses run and Feet smell?
- Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?
- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
I couldn’t compile similar bizarre sayings in Amharic, but due to the fact that I don’t use the geez letters in my phone and the refusal of wasting my time to read or write in Amharic, I am presenting the English version of Amharic.
Here is the freaking ugly Amharic.
When you have nothing better to do, just try answers for these!
1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"
8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
*Six great confusions still unresolved*
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,but not in refrigerator?4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!
- Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
- How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
- If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
- How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
- Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?
- How come Noses run and Feet smell?
- Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?
- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
Re: How come Amharic has no words for Grandpa?
ትምባሆ - በህይወቴ እንደ አማርኛ የፊደላት አጣጣል ነፍሴን የሚማርከው ነገር የለም። አንድ አናሳ ድንጋይ ራስ ሻቦ አማርኛ ቢገባው ባይገባው ምን ለውጥ ያመጣል?
Cigar wrote: ↑04 Apr 2024, 07:15This might be in English, but as a linguistic person, I found out that Amharic is similar. Freaking weak.
I couldn’t compile similar bizarre sayings in Amharic, but due to the fact that I don’t use the geez letters in my phone and the refusal of wasting my time to read or write in Amharic, I am presenting the English version of Amharic.
Here is the freaking ugly Amharic.
When you have nothing better to do, just try answers for these!
1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"
8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
*Six great confusions still unresolved*
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,but not in refrigerator?4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!
- Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
- How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
- If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
- How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
- Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?
- How come Noses run and Feet smell?
- Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?
- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?