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Fiyameta
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❄️ TIGRAY - LAND OF COMEDY HEROES!❄️ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ❄️❄️❄️❄️

Post by Fiyameta » 02 Jan 2023, 18:58


🎅 How many Ethiopian tanks did you blow up?

👶Child Soldier: Three.

🎅 What kind of weapon did you use to blow them up?

👶Child Soldier: Hand grenades.

🎅 How were you able to sneak into the Ethiopian military camp without being noticed?

👶Child Soldier: They actually knew I was at the camp and they even gave me cookies because they saw me as a little kid, but they had no idea about my secret mission.

🎅 What did the Ethiopian soldiers say after you blew up their 3 tanks?

👶Child Soldier: They screamed "Weyane is blowing up our tanks!"... "Weyane is blowing up our tanks!"

🎅 How old are you?

👶Child Soldier: 13.

🎅 Did you capture any weapons during the amazing commando operation?

👶Child Soldier: Yes, a Bren.

🎅 Who killed the soldier whose Bren you had captured?

👶Child Soldier: TPLF snipers.

🎅 What kind of weapon are you carrying now?

👶Child Soldier: A Kalashnikov.

🎅 In how many battles have you fought so far?

👶Child Soldier: 5.

🎅 Can you name them?

👶Child Soldier: Guya, Banga, Gororo, Tembien and Eritrea.

🎅 Were you fighting in the trenches?

👶Child Soldier: Yes.

🎅 You are indeed a hero!! The people of Tigray are very proud of you!


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Post by sesame » 02 Jan 2023, 19:26

ቆርበት ብርሑሱ
ቆልዓ ብንኡሱ
እንድዩ ዝበሃል። ቆልዑት ከለዉ ተዘይረኺብካዮም፡ ምስ ዓበዩ ሓሶት ከተምህሮም ኣጸጋሚ ኢዩ። Agame have to be brain-washed when they are young as it will prove difficult to do it when they have grown up. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: ❄️ TIGRAY - LAND OF COMEDY HEROES!❄️ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ❄️❄️❄️❄️

Post by Wedi » 02 Jan 2023, 19:32

Fiyameta wrote:
02 Jan 2023, 18:58

🎅 How many Ethiopian tanks did you blow up?

👶Child Soldier: Three.

🎅 What kind of weapon did you use to blow them up?

👶Child Soldier: Hand grenades.

🎅 How were you able to sneak into the Ethiopian military camp without being noticed?

👶Child Soldier: They actually knew I was at the camp and they even gave me cookies because they saw me as a little kid, but they had no idea about my secret mission.

🎅 What did the Ethiopian soldiers say after you blew up their 3 tanks?

👶Child Soldier: They screamed "Weyane is blowing up our tanks!"... "Weyane is blowing up our tanks!"

🎅 How old are you?

👶Child Soldier: 13.

🎅 Did you capture any weapons during the amazing commando operation?

👶Child Soldier: Yes, a Bren.

🎅 Who killed the soldier whose Bren you had captured?

👶Child Soldier: TPLF snipers.

🎅 What kind of weapon are you carrying now?

👶Child Soldier: A Kalashnikov.

🎅 In how many battles have you fought so far?

👶Child Soldier: 5.

🎅 Can you name them?

👶Child Soldier: Guya, Banga, Gororo, Tembien and Eritrea.

🎅 Were you fighting in the trenches?

👶Child Soldier: Yes.

🎅 You are indeed a hero!! The people of Tigray are very proud of you!

:lol: :lol:


Best COMEDY of 2022!! Good luck for 2023 :lol: :lol:
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Post by Abdisa » 02 Jan 2023, 22:39

It's sad that kids like him, who can't distinguish fantasy from reality, are conscripted to fight wars. This is tragedy. Tigray: land of self-made tragedies.


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Post by Digital Weyane » 02 Jan 2023, 23:55

ደቂ ጁንታ ብድዮ ጌይም እላተጫወቱ ይዝናዕንዑ። ደቂ ድኻ ትግራዋይ ባህላዊ ጨዋታ እላተጫወቱ ይሃልቁ። ዋይ ዋይ ዋይ ዋይ ዋይ :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:




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Post by Fiyameta » 03 Jan 2023, 15:51

The kid, if still alive (and I hope he is), he deserves Tigray's highest medal of honor for military valor in action. Rambo has nothing on him! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Post by Digital Weyane » 03 Jan 2023, 16:33

ድሮ በትውልድ አገሬ ትግራይ ልጆች እያለን የሕወሓት መሪዎቻችን አንድ የዓድዋ ገበሬ ዲንጋይ ወርውሮ ሄሊኮፕተር ማረከ እያሉ የገበሬውን ጀግንነት ሲተርኩልን እውነት መስሎን በኪሳችን ዲንጋይ ይዘን ውኃ ኡንደሙትጠጣ ዶሮ ወደላይ አንጋጥጠን ሰማይ ሰማዩን እያየን ስንሄድ የልጅነት ትውስታዬ ነው። :roll: :roll:







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