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Hello there! I had another lively chat with my hommie Getachew this after. Here is how it went down.

Phone ringing with caller ID flashing!!!
Ring! Ring! Hello! What's up holmes!!!
Couldn't be any better! I'm chilln' here with cousin Debre
So, what are you up to these days?
O well, we just surrounded Gondar and Bahir Dar. These two must fall by tomorrow at sundown. You know Dessie in the bag, right?
No, I did not know that. Kombolcha has fallen too. We are heading unopposed all the way to Addis.
Whoa! Things are going for you like clockwork. Did you get any tour guides from my Oromos?
Yes, by truckloads. Some of them are highly educated lawyers from Minnesota, Virginia, Michigan, UK, Oslo and Down Under. Two of them were my hommies before 2018, before Amharas and Neo-Gobenas drove me and my home boys out of Addis. They were hand reared by Grandpa Sebhat Nega. They became opponents just to brush up their political asylum applications. They used to shine mine and my hommies shoes like a mirror.
Whoa!! Things are really going very well for you.
Yep! We just bid farewell to a battalion with a mission to Djibouti and Somalia.
To do what?
To arrest Guelleh and Formajo. And we just issue an order to Paul Kagame of Rwanda.
To do What?
To arrest the outlaw Abiy and hold him there until we enter Addis. Then they will hand him over to us.
Hey hommie, you can't give an order to a leader of a sovereign nation.
Yes we can. You know why?
Why?
Cuz we are the gold race. Don't forget that!!!
Then what are you gonna do with Abiy after Kagame handed him over to you?
We will deport him to his motherland.
Where is that?
The Philippines.
That's all she wrote for today. I'll give you a buzz tomorrow.
Well, I don't do drugs.
I meant will call you. You got learn the latest jargons. You're so behind, Ittu!!
Ok you take care.
Don't worry Ittu. I will liberate Oromia for you very soon!!!

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My law professor homeboy just issues a final warning to Turkey telling Erdoğan not to ever think about arming Abiy's anti-Oromo genocidal army with his drones. My other hommie lawyer from Minnesota just left for a secret location in the country soon that will never be called Ethiopia to bring together all liberation armies of Oromia, Tigray, Benishangul, Gambella, Sidama & Afar in a united front and defeat Abiy in less than a month. There will be no Amhara fascist elites and Somalis invited to the united front. I'm telling you this highly confidential matter having confidence in you that you will never tell Abiy about this trip.

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The way I see it at the present time, Ethiopia is not a failed state yet but it is a reparable failing one. It is not a 'failed' state yet because most of the country is still stable and peaceful where majority of the inhabitants in such locations still value the benefits of law and order. But that does not mean they are not susceptible to violence that may leech from other 'failed' localities. That country is in a precarious situation. That is not because of the capability of the goons of TPLF but the vulnerability of the state structure itself. Can anyone of you tell with absolute certainty that Shane wasn't alerted by insiders that security forces would leave an area at such day and time? Are you audacious enough to tell me that Debre and goons were not tipped that major metropolitan towns like Waldiya are 'Citta Aperta' for his forces just to march in and occupy with the least damage? Anyone? Nobody, ha? That was what I thought. I have another one for you! It is a live one! I remember a video in which hundreds of OLA fighters being fed and just spoiled by the 'people' of Tigray on their way back from their Eritrean bases when they were allowed back to the country. You remember that? I strongly suspect that it was then when Debre inked a strategic alliance with the current Shane marauders. So their recent ‘alliance’ declaration was just a formality, icing on the cake so to say. Before that those two were sworn enemies to each other and had bloodied history. So, Ethiopia is in 'failing' state and not a ‘failed’ one yet but unless unfair current foreign pressure/bias eases domestic bigots will be left on a higher fighting moral ground thus rendering the country a 'failed' state. Then it will be kiss and good bye. Then there will be no devil left in hell because they will all be lodging in Ethiopia. 120+ million people will be on move!!!