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[ittuabafarda]

My homeboys Chairman Debre and Getachew Reda just shot me two emails to keep me abreast with the latest.
1) Abiy's 'ceasefire' does not tell the whole story. It was a total rout by the indomitable army of the 'Gold Race'.
2) The ‘Gold Race’ army has captured 356,623 soldiers from Abiy's army, 425,986 soldiers from Isaias army, 1 million two hundred fifty six thousands(1,256,000) of Amhara Republic army, 128,650 soldiers each from the Afar Republic and Jijiga Republic armies.
3) The captured hardware is so immense that it took 20 pages to list. The captured military hardware includes 267 SU-35's, 650 M1-Abrams tanks, 1,250 T72 heavy tanks, 450 S400 long range missiles, 4,500 APC'S, 2,500,000 AK47's etc... The list goes on and on.
4) Both guaranteed me that with the help of satellite guidance from friendly powers they will march both in Asmara and Addis/Finfine before the 4th of July so they can celebrate their victories with the me and the rest of Americans. As they promised me they will send me a first class round trip ticket and I will be seated at the front row. You guys should be jealous I am chillin with my longtime homeboys!!!
5) The 'Gold Race' representatives are hard at work putting the final touches on the instrument of surrender for Abiy and Isaias to sign before 06:00 AM local time this morning.
6) All those college orphan professors and leaders of advocacy groups among us are busy packing up to go there and take the keys from the 'Gold Race' for their own republics. Minnesota will experience a sudden drop in its population by at least 30% on Monday.
Jula, Bacha, Getnet, Abiy and Isaias are toast. The 'Gold Race' will rule for a thousand years to come!!!!

[ittuabafarda]

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