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ittuabafarda
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I Just Received These Emails

Post by ittuabafarda » 01 Jan 2021, 00:35

I have true and indisputable news for you. Comrades Chairman Mao Debre, Field Marshal Sebhat Marx Nega and Abay Lenin Tsehaye all three just shot me emails to fill me in one the latest true status. Field Marshall Sebhat Marx Nega is in Asmara after annihilating the Eritrean army single handed with his bare hands and has captured Brother Isaias. That is right Brother Isaias is in custody along with his entire cabinet. The people of Eritrea have greeted the victorious Comrade Sebhat with fanfare showering him with rose petals. Comrade Chairman Mao Debre is in Addis after crushing the army of Neftegnas and Neo-Gobenas. He has captured Abiy and his entire cabinet. Comrade Abay Lenin Tsehaye is in Gondar after wiping out the entire Northern Neftegna Army alone by himself and liquidating Jula and Bacha. Herman is in Addis to supervise the complete wiping out of every living, breathing Neftegna and Neo-Gobena from the face of the earth and declaration of The Peoples Socialist Republic of Oromia with the Ibsas as the President and Prime Minister, The Gutemas as the Coffer Dippers and Launderers and Jimj as the Foreign Minister of the new republic. Chairman Mao Debre will be the Supreme Leader of the new Peoples Republic of Axumia. Then Herman will be given a free-for-all permit to carry out another massive haul of human trafficking. Herman is also finishing up a book to prove that Neftegnas and Neo-Gobenas all are actually evil, lizard-like extraterrestrials in disguise just like Bob Hope, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny and Rodney Dangerfield that must be eradicated despite the fact they number well into tens of millions people. Stay tuned and I will let you when the book is available to buy.

When I read these emails from these comrades I said to myself, wow!!! What these golden race people from Comrade Mao Debre's birthplace are capable of. Wow!!! I can't wait to get their next email. If they call me I will put them on the speakerphone so everyone of you can hear them. I promise, ok?

ittuabafarda
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Re: I Just Received These Emails

Post by ittuabafarda » 02 Jan 2021, 11:51

Don’t go anywhere soon!!!!

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Re: I Just Received These Emails

Post by tarik » 02 Jan 2021, 11:56

Stop smoking crack & peanut but7er sandwitch dude
:lol: :mrgreen:

ittuabafarda
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Re: I Just Received These Emails

Post by ittuabafarda » 02 Jan 2021, 14:21

Sore loser!

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